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[notinthefett]

Tell.

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[fairest1]

As one of those gifts you get from relatives who don't actually know anything about you but send you things on occasion, Warren is a member of the cheese of the month club.

[notinthefett]

Truely it is a gift from his daddy.

[alien_isabel]

The first robotic 'living' thing Warren made was a mouse. He released it in synagogue one day and almost got caught because he was laughing so hard. He had set it with a defense mechanism so it ran off and he didn't find it for another three years.

[notinthefett]

And that's why he was always late for shul.

[balletrat]

Warren is one of those kids whose voice was cracking in the middle of his Bar Mitzvah. It didn't help that his Torah portion was the one about stoning disobedient children, which always made him vaguely uneasy.

[notinthefett]

Was? Dude, it's still cracking.

...

I mean...

And that's why he was always late for shul.