Comments | notinthegame: Thirty-Six Lullabies

notinthegame

Thirty-Six Lullabies

Sep 13, 2009 10:54

(Voice)

What the... the fuck is this bullshit?! Last I knew Hell was full of flames and run by some asshole who looked like that ugly fuck from Legend.

Oh and cute fuckin' note. "Use this". Yeah good thing I'm not a goddamn retard and could figure that out! [Some cursing under his breath as he's walking around, trying to figure out where he is or ( Read more... )

this is not hell thnx, dx, wtf fog, where the hell is this?, where is my fire and brimstone?

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witchoftheweek September 13 2009, 16:07:26 UTC

This is not the afterlife. Here is a reference guide.

notinthegame September 13 2009, 16:10:31 UTC

... a reference guide?

So is this some fucked up tourist site?

[He peeks at it, as best he can in the fog.]

So instead of Hell, you want me to believe all of that? Yeah sure, let me just put my I'M FUCKIN' GULLIBLE hat on.

witchoftheweek September 13 2009, 16:12:17 UTC

[Sometimes she hates this self-appointed job; she ends up dealing with the crazy people.]

If you are skeptical, learn for yourself.

notinthegame September 13 2009, 23:52:01 UTC

[Crazy? Hrm... he's just an asshole. But that can be just as bad.]

I'll do just that, thanks.

pilot_princess September 13 2009, 17:51:16 UTC

What the--?!

HELTER?!

notinthegame September 13 2009, 23:53:52 UTC

Oh my god... is... is that you? [This is Helter speaking in a mocking tone pretending to act like he knows who he's talking to.]

Um... yeah I don't know who the fuck you are.

[When he doesn't.]

pilot_princess September 14 2009, 01:04:22 UTC

Same old Helter...

[At least he can't call her 'pink bitch' yet.]

...you don't remember being here, do you?

notinthegame September 14 2009, 01:10:01 UTC

Okay, you and some other dipshit asked if I remembered being here before when I haven't.

So since I haven't how the fuck do you know my name?

I ain't wearing no 'Hi my name is' fuckin' tag dammit!

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1/2 church_man September 13 2009, 20:41:13 UTC

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2/2 church_man September 13 2009, 20:41:59 UTC

Can't say I'm that happy to see you back here again, asshole.

notinthegame September 13 2009, 23:54:49 UTC

Granted a lot of people know me by the name asshole, but I don't think I know you.

Sorry to ruin your damn day.

1/2 prodigal_axe September 14 2009, 00:28:08 UTC

[Hi, shocked silence goes here....]

prodigal_axe September 14 2009, 00:28:35 UTC

So... you don't remember this place, huh?

notinthegame September 14 2009, 00:30:45 UTC

What the fuck gave it away, sunshine?

Besides, I'd remember a place if I'd been there before.

prodigal_axe September 14 2009, 01:23:20 UTC

Trust me, it wasn't real hard.

... yeah. You're right about that, unless someone fucks around with your memories.

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soul_similar September 15 2009, 03:50:26 UTC

You sound kind of...

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soul_similar September 15 2009, 03:50:40 UTC

Do I know you?

notinthegame September 15 2009, 07:10:22 UTC

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The next fucker that acts like they know me is getting one of my blades so far up their ass...

soul_similar September 15 2009, 07:13:58 UTC

Woah! How scary~

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