DINOSAURS?

[notjohnsmith]

.... in light of the many recent hostile incursions of various life forms to Desai, I have reluctantly decided that facing Haruhi is preferable to remaining in the city at this time.

Unfortunately, without an escort, I don't believe I could survive uneaten between here and the train station.

Comments

[scarlets]

I might~ be able~ to assist~

[notjohnsmith]

Do you possess superhuman or supernatural capabilities or sufficient firepower that would enable two people to more effectively escape or combat these dinosaurs?

[scarlets]

Of course I do. My chainsaw cuts through anything~!

[notjohnsmith]

Well, I suppose now that there are velociraptors surrounding the capsule hotel, I'm not in a position where it would make sense to decline such an offer.

I would be very grateful if you could retrieve me safely from the top level capsule furthest from the entrance. I will wait until I hear a chainsaw.