Dream ⊗ 015
It was complete paradise. Here he was on a beach (colorful tropical shirt, bright shorts, and flip flops anyone?), surrounded by a multitude of gorgeous young women dressed only in either skimpy bikinis or thin, silky wraps, tending to his every need. Feeding him grapes, fanning him, dancing...what more could he want?
"Now this is what I call heaven," he said with a satisfied sighed as he rested his head against the soft, delicate legs that served as his headrest.
"Comfy?" the voice asked with a slight giggle that seemed rather uncharacteristic of the owner.
He opened one eye to look up to the lovely face of Cornelia peering down on him.
"Mmm, oh yeah," he said, shifting a bit so he could be more comfortable. "But I know something could be better," he added with a sly smirk.
To that, Cornelia just giggled again (how cute and bubbly she sounded!) before tapping his nose. "Well whenever you wan--"
"CAPTAIN SCHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN," an all too familiar cry interrupted them.
"What in the world--" he said as he sat up and found to his greatest dismay the three people he least expected to see: the Schwann Brigade. [ooc: about 20 seconds in, I just found a clip that had them appear near the beginning >_>;]
Raven just stared at the trio running toward him. This may not have been so bad if they weren't also dressed in beach wear. Please don't tell me that's Leblanc in a speedo.
"I say, let us help you, sir!" Adecor called out, holding out a sponge.
"We'll give you a sponge bath!" Boccos added, his arms full of towels and various things that Raven really didn't pay much attention to.
Because he had bolted up and started running.
"No, I don't want it! Ya got the wrong guy!" Raven yelled.
"Wait! Captain Schw--I mean Sir Raven!" Leblanc shouted, waving his arms frantically as they continued to give chase. "We could play some beach volleyball!"
"I say, it will be just like old times!"
"THERE WERE NO OLD TIMES LIKE THIS!!" Raven cried as he continued to run away, his brigade dutifuly following after.
"Aha, I see! You're taking us out on a jog!" Leblanc said merrily. "All right, men, step it up!"
"Yes, sir!" Adecor and Boccos said in unison.
"No!" Raven sobbed. "Leave me alone! I just--"
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I JUST WANNA BE WITH MY WOMEN!!!
[THUD. That would be the sound of a certain old man falling out of bed and landing face first onto a rather cold floor.
...ouch.]
[ooc: apologies to Cornelia for making her sound like some kind of peppy...non-Cornelia person. >____>;;;;]
"Now this is what I call heaven," he said with a satisfied sighed as he rested his head against the soft, delicate legs that served as his headrest.
"Comfy?" the voice asked with a slight giggle that seemed rather uncharacteristic of the owner.
He opened one eye to look up to the lovely face of Cornelia peering down on him.
"Mmm, oh yeah," he said, shifting a bit so he could be more comfortable. "But I know something could be better," he added with a sly smirk.
To that, Cornelia just giggled again (how cute and bubbly she sounded!) before tapping his nose. "Well whenever you wan--"
"CAPTAIN SCHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN," an all too familiar cry interrupted them.
"What in the world--" he said as he sat up and found to his greatest dismay the three people he least expected to see: the Schwann Brigade. [ooc: about 20 seconds in, I just found a clip that had them appear near the beginning >_>;]
Raven just stared at the trio running toward him. This may not have been so bad if they weren't also dressed in beach wear. Please don't tell me that's Leblanc in a speedo.
"I say, let us help you, sir!" Adecor called out, holding out a sponge.
"We'll give you a sponge bath!" Boccos added, his arms full of towels and various things that Raven really didn't pay much attention to.
Because he had bolted up and started running.
"No, I don't want it! Ya got the wrong guy!" Raven yelled.
"Wait! Captain Schw--I mean Sir Raven!" Leblanc shouted, waving his arms frantically as they continued to give chase. "We could play some beach volleyball!"
"I say, it will be just like old times!"
"THERE WERE NO OLD TIMES LIKE THIS!!" Raven cried as he continued to run away, his brigade dutifuly following after.
"Aha, I see! You're taking us out on a jog!" Leblanc said merrily. "All right, men, step it up!"
"Yes, sir!" Adecor and Boccos said in unison.
"No!" Raven sobbed. "Leave me alone! I just--"
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I JUST WANNA BE WITH MY WOMEN!!!
[THUD. That would be the sound of a certain old man falling out of bed and landing face first onto a rather cold floor.
...ouch.]
[ooc: apologies to Cornelia for making her sound like some kind of peppy...non-Cornelia person. >____>;;;;]