i don't think this one is as long, though it may appear it. there are just a lot of returns.

[notjustanybody]

dear lord! susan sarandon is like.. what? i'm sure at least 50, and her legs are AMAZING

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[emeraldgreen21]

Haha, I'm there my friend, and I will make sure that if in fact you pass out I'll revive you and give you more alcohol. :) I expect the same from you for my next birthday!
My 20th... I got an opened bag of pretzels from my grandparents. Literally. Nothing from the rents on my actual birthday and my sister, yeah my sister had her senior recital the next day and my grandparents gave her a fucking $100 passminia shawl because, and I quote, "Every diva needs one."
What
The
Fuck

[aescapes]

wow, i feel bad for miss emerald green. jeezy chreezy, what a travesty. suggestion: assassinate your sister so that the only one they have to shower gifts on is you?

katie darling. once again, you crack me up and make me almost spit out my dr. pepper. bravo.

[_faaip_de_oiad_]

i dont even remember what i got for my 20th... do you? besides that ass-cake, i mean.

and yay for 21! its coming for me very soon. youre gonna make the trip to my hizouse, right?