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[notluigi]

Okay so I know I said the fucking potato is a stupid idiot who should just go die in a hole for all the shit storms he brings but this

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[vanoranje]

Kid, will you shut up.

[notluigi]

Ned? Is that you? Jackass! Why didn't you respond sooner! Everyone's all out to fucking get me and what were you doin? Sittin on your lazy ass?! How dare you tell me to shut up! I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHERE I'M AT! And now Japan's tellin me to pick out an apartment! They all look like shit. Squirrel shit even. Chigii.

[vanoranje]

Of course it's me, who the fuck else would it be.

( he pauses, and sighs. )

You're on some shitty planet, like the rest of us. Stuck here until someone decides to send you back.

[notluigi]

I don't know. An alien? The mafia? A monster?

Then I demand for the king of shitfilled landdump to send me back right now.