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notmarkflynn

JOURNAL COMIC

Feb 25, 2010 13:27

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Time Police anonymous February 27 2010, 08:13:14 UTC

Dear Sir:

We at the bureau believe that you have mistakenly stumbled into a time distortion web vortex and are posting journal entries from one month in the future. Please take all necessary steps to correct your chronological indiscretions by paying close attention to the dates of your postings found in the top right corner of each blog entry.

Sincerely,

Time Watchman

Re: Time Police notmarkflynn February 27 2010, 09:27:10 UTC

Dear Time Police Dept.,

I have used my control of time to unmake you. This letter is fairly pointless. Oh well.

-Mark "Time Tyrant" Flynn

Time Police anonymous March 3 2010, 05:02:53 UTC

Dear Sir:

You will pay the price for your transgressions!

!!!Three easy payments of $19.99!!!

Or die.

The Time Police

Re: Time Police notmarkflynn March 3 2010, 16:08:40 UTC

I have no idea why it keeps future posting. However, I will accept my punishment, and I choose death.

anonymous March 4 2010, 15:22:51 UTC

Dear Sir:

The time police is largely a toothless organization following cuts made to our chronoplasma weapons development division during the Reagan era.

But be afraid, be very afraid.

Sincerely,

Time Watchman II