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[notmycreampuffs]

Hey, has anyone noticed the cow? I'm pretty sure she wasn't here a week ago.

[Saki's never seen a cow in person before. She might be resisting the desire to poke it. Don't poke the cow, don't poke the cow - oh, what the hell. Poke.

Just when she's beginning to wonder about the physics of tipping a cow, something bounces off her shoulder.Wha- hey

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[dem_nasties]

[The Glaistig bears her teeth and... bleats at her.]

[notmycreampuffs]

[Okay, that? Is kind of hilarious.]

Try using your big girl words, honey.

[dem_nasties]

[The Glaistig raises a cool eyebrow at her...

... and swears at her. In fluent Gaelic.

Then she smiles brightly.]

There we go, duckling!

[notmycreampuffs]

[What.]

--right. Okay then. Nice talking to you too.

[And now she really will leave!]

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[selfished]

... What, something's throwing rocks at you? What for?

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[notmycreampuffs]

I think it's because I poked the cow, [said incredulously.]

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[selfished]

Oh, so poking cows is a crime punishable by being stoned to death nowadays as well? This place sure is weird.

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[notmycreampuffs]

I think she was just trying to get me to stop, not stone me to death.

[dragon_savior]

Could someone have brought it back from Hyrule?

[notmycreampuffs]

I, uh. Maybe? I can't think of anyone who could carry a cow.