seventeen // [video]

[notmycreampuffs]

[At first, the image is blurry. Then, you - yes, you - are greeted to the sight of a twitchy nose and half a cheek of a linefacing rabbit, before its scooped up rather abruptly and placed on a blanket spread.

Then, a happy(ish) face greets the screen.] Morning! [It’s late in the afternoon, but maybe she was just sleeping all day. Who knows.When I

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[thehandofwisdom]

[She blinks, wondering if maybe she missed something. Or maybe Saki is just being Saki.]

What inspired you to share this story?

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[notmycreampuffs]

Someone had to share it.

[That's not a helpful answer.]

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[thehandofwisdom]

Why?

[Yes, it was not helpful, so she'll ask again. She hasn't had enough experience with trolls in her life, clearly. Educate her, Saki.]

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[notmycreampuffs]

Because I could.

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[thehandofwisdom]

[Oh, alright. Changing tactics.] How are you today, Saki?

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[notmycreampuffs]

I'm bored. [This is the most dramatic of all floppings! Saki tucks her chin into her arms and pouts mildly.]

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[thehandofwisdom]

[She could tell. A sympathetic smile.] Is there anything I can do that would entertain you?

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[notmycreampuffs]

Got any funny stories?

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[thehandofwisdom]

I know many stories, but I don't think any of them are particularly humorous... [They are mostly just legends and fairy tales, that sort of thing.] But wait, there is one that comes to mind...

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[notmycreampuffs]

Keep going!

[video] this isn't five million years late, what are you talking about >.>

[thehandofwisdom]

It's a memory I have of one of my childhood lessons. I don't know if you will find it funny, but it is the best that I can come up with at the moment.

[video] /pats

[notmycreampuffs]

I'm listening.

[video] /loves

[thehandofwisdom]

When I was younger, my attendant, a Sheikah woman named Impa, was in charge of my self defense lessons. [A pause while she wonders if Sheik ever told you about her. Anyway...] I spent several weeks learning how to use almost any object as a weapon simply by throwing it at a potential attacker. Of course, since my 'attacker' was Impa in these scenarios, I could never land a hit. I couldn't even throw her off balance in the slightest way, and as you might imagine, it was frustrating.