Voicemail

[notmyownage]

"Right, so, you've reached Claudia. I'm totally not around right now. Sucks to be you. If you don't know what to do with this beeping noise, then you probably have more problems than just not being able to reach me."

*beeeeeeeep*

Comments

[weetuskenraider]

[[From here!]]

"No, I haven't been drinking, at least not since Tuesday anyway, and I didn't see anyone at all on Wednesday, and have you been sucking exhaust fumes? I don't like you, even if my boyfriend thinks you're astral. But if that's what it takes to flatter your rancor-sized ego, don't let me stop you."

[notmyownage]

[reply goes here]

[ihavenocodename]

From here

WHAT?! You're not funny, okay? If you told Sco--anyone that we made out, I am going to dump you in the ocean, got it?

[notmyownage]

[to here]

[findingelena]

"Okay, I don't really know who this is, but I'm sorry you thought I was coming on too strong? You don't have to sleep with me if you don't want to, and there's no need to drag love into it, either. A simple 'no' would suffice."

(From here!)

[willbethenight]

[From here.]

"You could do worse than to ask me. After all, I'm not a lunatic dressed in red tights. That gives me an edge by default."

[onlysmokesnics]

[ from here]

"Well, I wouldn't say only women. But pretty people of all kinds have stuff to offer, you know? But if you're tellin' me to sleep, well... you offerin' a sleepover, your highness?"