Voicemail

[notmyownage]

"Right, so, you've reached Claudia. I'm totally not around right now. Sucks to be you. If you don't know what to do with this beeping noise, then you probably have more problems than just not being able to reach me."

*beeeeeeeep*

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[findingelena]

"Okay, I don't really know who this is, but I'm sorry you thought I was coming on too strong? You don't have to sleep with me if you don't want to, and there's no need to drag love into it, either. A simple 'no' would suffice."

(From here!)