cougar + dumpster = dumpster FTW

myspace has been down since three o clock this afternoon... i think im havign withdrawls.

im waiting for my income tax return. im gonna go trade in my car. get my avalanche.

i bought new glasses and i dont like the way they fit. i wonder if i can exchange them.

my friends page goes days without any action.... keep me entertained bitches.

WELL FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A SPOON AND CALL ME SALLY!

I JUST GOT A MOTHERFUCKING PARKING TICKET IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, FOR PARKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MOTHERFUCKING STREET!

WTF COPS HAVE SEEN MY CAR LIKE THAT BEFORE, THEY'VE COME TO MY HOUSE ON SOME OTHER SHIT AND MY CAR IS LIKE THAT, WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT.
IM GONNA PISS ON SOMEBODY.

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ok so its insanely early and im up ( Read more... )

toodamnmexican (7:45:20 PM): shoot me please ( Read more... )

ahahahaha sam. hahahahaha thats some funny shit ( Read more... )