If you're female, greeting friends is easy. You give them a hug.
If you're male, it's a little trickier. If you're a gay man, it's yet trickier. If you're an anglophone living in Quebec, it's yet trickier.
As a gay male anglophone living in quebec, this is what my decision tree for greeting a friend looked like:
if (friend.is_female
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