Why Marry Her when you could just Poker

[notoriousbrb]

Alright, to all my local home fries, I am in dire need of getting a regular poker game going at my house. I have been playing online and watching the WSP and any other televised game I can find. While sitting and thinking, "How do I get out of this stay at home mom rut without selling my children?" I came up with the following ideas

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[anonymous]

poker?
i'd be honored to take your money, noodlz.
:P

[notoriousbrb]

Best behavior? Better than best behavior?

[anonymous]

i'm not the same person.

i'm quieter. but far more bitter.

best i don't, then.

[notoriousbrb]

Lets start with a one on one, shall we?
I have a secret weapon that could coo and babble the bitter out of a lemon.
Seriously, I know everyone thinks that about their kid, but this is some major sweetness.