I'm not even trying to come up with excuses anymore
"Hn-" Tyki grunted in mild protest as he was pushed against the wall. "So forceful, Red," he muttered with a grin, curling his fingers in the other's hair.
"Less work for you, inn't?" Bookman replied, nipping at his neck. Tyki tilted his head back and made a muffled, approving sound as he reached down with his free hand to effortlessly tug free the other's shirt.
"Cheater," the redhead growled, as he always did when the Noah used Choice.
"Less work for you, isn't it?" He quipped in return, groaning a moment later when the other man bit down, sucking hard and worrying the patch of skin with his teeth. He felt Bookman smirk and slip a hand up under his shirt, running over scars and skin and-
"...Bookman?" It was Allen's voice.
The older man's head snapped up, knocking Tyki underneath the chin and startling him enough that his feet managed to somehow slip out from beneath him and send the both of them tumbling to the floor. "Oof- Watch it!" The Noah snapped belatedly, struggling to sit up from beneath the other man. Bookman was only half-concerned with sitting up, far more intent on glaring irritably at the youth.
"Oi, Allen, I thought I told'ya not t' look for me if y'couldn't find me in the libraries or my rooms."
"I wasn't looking for you!" The initial shock had passed, and now his lips were drawn in a thin line of irritation. "I was trying to find a kitchen. Your stupid map-" He shook his head suddenly, throwing the offending article into the air. "Nevermind! I thought you had better taste than that, anyways."
"Oi!" Tyki looked indignant, or tried to. It was hard to have any dignity to begin with when you were sprawled on the floor underneath a half-naked man, with a rapidly-forming hickey on your neck.
"None'a your business, Sprout," Bookman grumbled.
Allen just shook his head, muttering to himself as he knelt down beside the two with the intent to help them up. It was a regrettably familiar situation; he'd had to deal with similar situations with Cross more than he'd like. "Fucking redheads. They're all the same, every last one of them.."
Suddenly Tyki curled his fingers under the boy's shirt collar and pulled him close, grinning. "Fucking redheads? That's what we're doing, lad."
"Wh-what-" Allen flushed and tried to stammer something but by then Tyki had pulled him into a kiss, smirking against his lips. This time it was Bookman's turn to protest.
"Oi-! Tyki-"
"Mm?" The Noah cracked the eye closest to Bookman open, the smugness there glaringly obvious. The redhead scowled and suddenly pushed his palm against Tyki's face, forcing him to break the kiss and immediately taking his place. Allen made a startled noise and the Noah laughed, for the moment not minding being caught beneath the pair at all...
...
...Of course, the morning after was another matter. Thankfully for him, Tyki woke first. His head was throbbing, a testament to just how much alcohol he'd actually ingested, but it didn't stop him from silently standing and gathering his clothes before slipping from the room without a sound. Some point during the night the three of them had migrated to a bedroom, but he still saw no reason to stick around. As enjoyable as it had been, he knew things were likely to quickly become awkward between Red and his worldmate, and he certainly wouldn't begrudge him that encounter.
It seemed he left just in time, for as he strolled down the hallway he caught the tail end of the strangled, startled wail he easily placed as a virgin who remembered very little of their first time at the moment. It was followed by a rather loud explosion and the breaking of a wall behind him. Tyki didn't pay it mind, just continued walking as if it had nothing to do with him at all.
No, he didn't envy Bookman in the least.
jaguira1313@hotmail.com: (1:48:20 AM) I'm going to have Bookman topping for once XD Drunkenly, OF COURSE because that's the only time the ship works apparently. And she decided Allen will be walking in on them and ":|||||| I thought you had better taste than that, Bookman." at him
tawnyblade: (1:49:14 AM) ... dude Tyki'd so invite Allen you know it
jaguira1313@hotmail.com: (1:49:20 AM) XD I KNOW
tawnyblade: (1:49:32 AM) and than Bookman would wake up to THAT mess and it would be hilarious
jaguira1313@hotmail.com: (1:49:37 AM) And the whole time the kid would be just like "FUCKING REDHEADS. I FUCKING HATE REDHEADS."
jaguira1313@hotmail.com: (1:49:49 AM) acorijoeiucaw GOD what a mess that would be
tawnyblade: (1:50:07 AM) SEE YOU GET OUT OF THAT ONE BOOKMAN
tawnyblade: (1:50:27 AM) Meanwhile Tyki's all "Fucking redheads? That's what we're doing lad."
tawnyblade: (1:53:48 AM) I just, pity Bookman in the morning
tawnyblade: (1:53:56 AM) 'Cause Tyki's so sneaking off to leave him with Allen