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ϟ 8th Plan -> [Audio/Open Commentlog]

Nov 14, 2011 09:29

[The audio clicks on, and Megamind’s voice is clipped and irritated. There are telltale sounds of water sloshing in the background as he speaks, but he either doesn’t notice, or he simply isn’t commenting on it.]

Rem. While I do appreciate your generosity, I have to confess I find your idea of recompense rather lacking. Can’t you find something ( Read more... )

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[Audio] blackantiquas November 14 2011, 14:38:17 UTC

[Rem's not laughing, not yet, but he is sure as hell amused. He expected nothing less.]

Should I need something destroyed, Megamind, you will be the first to know.

[Audio] notpredictable November 14 2011, 14:53:53 UTC

You do this on purpose.

[He knows you do. Don’t even deny it.]

[Audio] blackantiquas November 14 2011, 16:04:17 UTC

I do no such thing. This was merely the task at hand!

[No, he totally does it on purpose, and he knows it. And he knows you know it.]

[Audio] notpredictable November 14 2011, 16:30:57 UTC

You invent mediocrity in order to garner amusement at my expense. I’m not a fool, you know.

[jerkfaec.]

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aswanbyday November 14 2011, 14:54:53 UTC

[Don't laugh. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.]

What are you doing, Megamind?

notpredictable November 14 2011, 16:31:57 UTC

…Earning my keep, I suppose.

[Oh, he does enjoy a good pun.

When, you know. It’s not at HIS expense.]

aswanbyday November 14 2011, 18:31:55 UTC

[A light laugh.]

Is it really that bad?

notpredictable November 14 2011, 18:43:06 UTC

Yes, of course it is!

This is my dignity at stake, here.

[Not as if he has a lot of that, Metro Man did a fine job of routinely smashing it to bits.]

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[Audio] brynkitten November 14 2011, 16:27:17 UTC

[She pauses a moment before responding...

There's flipping through pages.

More flipping through pages.

Bryn turns replies with audio, and sounds somewhat amused.]

You're a bit early this month, you know...

[Audio] notpredictable November 14 2011, 16:43:04 UTC

It’s hardly my fault if he keeps coming up with such mundane tasks, I-

[Pause. Back that truck up.]

Excuse me?

[Audio] brynkitten November 14 2011, 16:49:22 UTC

[Oh, she probably should have replied to the actual content but she supposed now that she'd already brought this up...]

Well, you usually post around this time of the month. I wasn't expecting anything until the fifteenth but you have been following a pattern of posting around this time each month.

[She pauses a beat.]

What is it you're doing for Rem?

[Audio] notpredictable November 14 2011, 17:01:33 UTC

I-I have not!

[…Has he? Oh, Zeus above -

He drags his arms out of the water and frantically flips through the pages, splashing water everywhere. Pardon him if his responses sound a bit…wet.]

No. No. I am not predictable!

[He clears his throat.]

Nothing that I can’t handle, however it’s not something someone of my caliber should be doing.

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text thii2ii22tupiid November 14 2011, 19:41:10 UTC

ii thought that viillaiin2 diidn't do what they were a2ked two do anyway.

text notpredictable November 18 2011, 01:21:18 UTC

This wasn't a request, it was a trade off.

[YOU'RE SUCH A TROLL.]

Re: text thii2ii22tupiid November 18 2011, 01:29:42 UTC

2tiill not very eviil, don't viillaiin2 u2ually ju2t TAKE what they want?

*Why thank you B)*

((bad mouse, select what i tell you to select.))

text notpredictable November 22 2011, 01:59:31 UTC

Taking what I want is a bit impossible when the bloody staff hoards everything.

[He gets goodies YOU DON'T this way.]

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