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ϟ 9th Plan -> Open Commentlog/Voice

Dec 17, 2011 12:00

[There have been way too many punishments lately, and Megamind is thoroughly disgusted with the lot of you. Honestly, children, can't you keep your hands to yourselves?

Nevertheless, he has nothing else to say to the lot of you about it, and it's nothing to do with any of that because he thinks these punishments are brutal, tasteless, and lacking ( Read more... )

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needsnobottle December 21 2011, 07:51:20 UTC

[commentlog - apple orchard? backdated 'cause I fail at finding things when they happen]

[Ever since Tammy discovered the apples don't poison you - thanks for facilitating that, Jacob - she's been pilfering them from the trees fairly regularly. And let's face it, Megamind is pretty hard to miss.

She's sitting at the base of a tree slowly eating one of the apples, looking as if she's missed a few dozen hours of sleep recently.]

Keep scampering about like that and people'll think you're up to something.

notpredictable December 23 2011, 01:48:25 UTC

[It's okay LJ has been so borked I'm SLOW]

[He prides himself on being hard to miss - really, Tammy...isn't it obvious how much he wants to be bothered?

He jumps at her voice, dropping the apple he was holding.]

Who, me? Up to something? [He barks an awkward, forced laugh.]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[I am also all the slow XD] needsnobottle December 23 2011, 22:51:24 UTC

[She eyes him as she finishes chewing her bite; much as she want to believe him, really Megamind, she does, but you're not making it easy on her.]

Remind me to ask you to play poker with me some time.

[She grins.]

notpredictable December 29 2011, 02:06:59 UTC

[He scowls at her, and jabs a finger into the air.]

Gambling is not conducive to a villainous environment! Just...one flick of the cards and you've lost everything! That, my dear, is simply irresponsible.

needsnobottle December 29 2011, 03:04:02 UTC

See, that was kind of the point of the offer. To be irresponsible.

[She's still smiling. Come on, Megamind, all work and no play.]

notpredictable December 29 2011, 05:50:26 UTC

[But work is play!]

...I don't even know how to play poker.

needsnobottle December 29 2011, 06:22:45 UTC

[Oh you poor thing, who fooled you into thinking that?]

Oh, it's easy. You can pick it up like that. [Snap. Look, see? That easy. Trust her~.]

notpredictable January 8 2012, 16:49:45 UTC

[...He did! He thinks. He's not sure. HE's been doing it his entire night.]

...Really. Well. I'm not...object to learning new things, I suppose.

needsnobottle January 15 2012, 00:10:09 UTC

And you never know when a skill might prove useful. If nothing else it would be an excellent way to entertain future kidnap victims.

notpredictable January 16 2012, 01:35:15 UTC

Then...it would be...acceptable for you to instruct me on this...poker...thing. Game. Whathaveyou.

needsnobottle January 18 2012, 05:18:23 UTC

Excellent. I'll find a pack of cards and it'll be a date.

notpredictable January 19 2012, 05:33:17 UTC

A date--

[EEP]

As in. Date...in time. Correct?

needsnobottle January 19 2012, 17:28:37 UTC

Don't worry, big guy. I won't be making kissy faces at you.

[But she can't help grinning.]

notpredictable January 21 2012, 01:55:21 UTC

[She called him big guy. What evem.]

You--well! Of course you wont! That would just be -- probably...

[Entertaining? Hot? BAH]

---crass!

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