Uh, Hong Kong? Like, Tetora says we need to hide or something? Anyway, I'm coming over.

UGH WHERE IS MY VINTAGE VERSACE.

FELIKS I CAN'T FIND IT!!!

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5hqib1HciDq5UWyXXgT1yPosYfAGA

DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSE I'M STILL NOT ALL BETTER DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T NOTICE THESE THINGS, CHINA.

[ It's a Taiwan!! And.. she has cat ears. And a tail. And is a real live nekomimi!! Happy birthday from Desai!! ...Except she's so not happy about it. ]

DESAI YOU BITCH NYAN!! I WILL KILL YOU NYAN!!!

...After I take a nyap, nyan.

[ Taiwan yawns, curls up, and promptly falls asleep. ]

UGH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

SCREW YOU DESAI YOU BITCH YOU TOTALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125289842296107859.html

AND STAY THERE YOU UNREPENTANT JERKWAD

I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

ugh

I think Japan like took over with a crappy datesim anime or something!!!

That guy was TOTALLY not my soul mate!! Hong Kong I think we're doing it wrong still!!

Uuugh I feel like ass!! But the stuff China brought over last night kind of helps. Even if I did, like, stay awake all night!!

Ugh and those stupid rumors going around at the mall are TOTALLY NOT TRUE!!! I didn't see anyone in the TV last night!!!

OMIGAWD

THIS IS LIKE SO AWESOME

ugh i can't believe this

CHINA my new boss like

wants me to talk to you and stuff....... are you free for dinner or something after these stupid plants go away