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notrob

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Mar 02, 2005 19:14

SCREW YOU ALL WITH YOUR CONVENTIONAL WISDOM AND HALF TRUTHS REGARDING JET LAG.

I have jet lag and i'm not going to work tomorrow.

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banginspeakerz March 3 2005, 03:25:28 UTC

wanna play?!? hehe *orders pizza and calls dave*

LIAR LIAR LIAR driz March 5 2005, 21:30:42 UTC

you did not call me!@#$

LIAR

Re: LIAR LIAR LIAR banginspeakerz March 7 2005, 15:37:02 UTC

i've uh...uh....
i plead the 5th!
i miss u :(

yng_tats March 3 2005, 15:27:28 UTC

You probably just caught a cold from all the recycled air.

lateda March 3 2005, 19:57:14 UTC

*gives bob a bagel*

sir driz March 5 2005, 21:29:46 UTC

HERE IS HOW TO CURE JETLAG (in a VERY particular order:

1) Swallow one whole egg.
2) Hop on one foot.
3) Actually, swallow the fucking egg while hopping on one foot.
4) Masturbate feverishly.
5) Ejaculate into the egg shell (If you accidentally swallowed the egg shell in the previous step, you must fetch a new egg shell).
6) Feed semen-filled egg shell to unsuspecting passer-by, preferably LuXuR.

kthx.

Re: sir banginspeakerz March 7 2005, 15:38:05 UTC

LuXuR? 0o