024;

[notschwann]

Oh, man, I always dreamed about what I'd do if there was ever a curse like this, but now that it's actually here--!!

[he looks down at his own chest -- it's not too impressive, but it's still boobs! -- and just... keeps looking... with a stupefied grin on his [her] face

as he

slowly

cups.]

Ha-ha!! So much for gettin' nothin' but coal for this

Comments

[notflynn]

Oh geez, who let you get cursed with this.

[notschwann]

Santa.

[notflynn]

Must be all your charm.

[notschwann]

Hey, Santa's a man too, right? He's gotta know just what a guy like me's been wishin' for in his heart of hearts!

[blastiafreak]

[AGML;AH]

I don't care what the hell you do to your own body, but just do it by yourself!

[notschwann]

Okay, okay!

[heelsandlaw]

You have got to be kidding me.

[notschwann]

That's what I thought at first, but nope, they're seriously completely real!!

[heelsandlaw]

If that's what you thought at first, I'm sure you didn't think it in the way I meant it.

[notschwann]

Huh?