[A little distance north of the village, towards Cherry Blossom Tree hill, a large, unconscious creature blocks the path further north. A beached whale this far from the ocean? Wait, no, it's just a New Feather... A rather bulbous humanoid, splayed out on his back and sleeping like a baby. Not for long, though.]
Aaaargh!
[He wakes with a start,
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I... would be m-most willing to... answer your questions...
... But... if I may ask before, how exactly are you... affiliated with Knuckles...?
[It does not occur to Robert that the Knuckles he knows and the Knuckles this man knows could be entirely different people.]
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It is a... pl-pleasure to meet you, Doctor Robotnik.
... Or do you... p-prefer Doctor Eggman? [He will straightfacedly call Eggman either name forever.]
As for m-myself, my name is... Professor Robert Alexander Hastings.
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I usually go by the name Eggman these days. [It's a long story.] I'd say the pleasure was all mine, if it weren't for the state I've been left in. Grr. [Eggman quickly becomes irritated again.]
Are you nearly here yet?
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And... n-nearly. Please give me a moment further... [In fact, from his elevated position on the hill Eggman might be able to see the little scientist arriving.]
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Hmph! Well, they'll be sorry when I catch up with them.
[He might! Eggman peers towards the direction of the village, trying to make out the path between the trees. All those trees.]
I didn't notice before, but I can actually see the village from here! [Still. Going there alone while this naked? No thanks.]
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Ah, you can? Splendid... I, er, sh-should be visible momentarily.
[And now Robert is treading up the hill. This is somewhat slower going, unfortunately. But he might be obvious enough now that Eggman's getting his voice in stereo.]
... Doctor R-Robotnik?
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[It doesn't take long for him to spot Robert though, and Eggman makes his way towards the other, trying his best to cover up his naked torso with the journal.]
Ah, there you are, Professor Hastings!
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... Ah.
[Whelp. He was going to offer Eggman his raincoat, but there's very little chance it'd fit on the doctor's shoulders.]
... I seem to have... failed to account for p-potential size deviations. My apologies...
... I could, er, t-take you to the clothing shop in the village...?
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S-size deviations?! [Is this an insult to Eggman's girth?! The nerve!] What's that supposed to mean?! Just because I'm huskier than the average gentleman-
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Your height, a-actually. You are... significantly t-taller than I am.
But... our body shapes are... considerably different in a-any regard. [Eggman has very long limbs, for example. And that moustache...] So in a-any aspect, our clothes are... unlikely to fit each other. Hence why it would be... better to take you for a proper fitting... your own cl-clothes may even be in the Clothing Shop already.
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You're right, of course, Professor. Someone as perfectly formed as I couldn't fit into just any clothes!
And you say my own clothes might even be in the shop? Grr! How dare they pawn off my possessions like this?! [Eggman begins to make his way down the hill, trying to ignore the rain falling on his back. Still, at least it isn't a cold, winter rain.] Lead the way, Professor!
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[And then Robert goes to... well... lead the way, if Eggman has no further objections.]
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So they took my clothes, only to let me take them back for free?! What purpose does that serve?! [And they said HIS schemes made no sense!]
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W-Were they to at least have methodology, I might... be more willing to cooperate. But so far my r-requests have been... mostly ignored. [Robert's careful to pick along the most open areas of the path, though Eggman's long legs mean that his strides are probably ahead of Robert more often than not.]
You will l-likely wish to go to the Welcome Centre... a-as soon as you are sufficiently clothed and perhaps f-fed. There is a list of... empty apartments and other dwellings there...
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I could definitely go for a sandwich or two right about now! [Eggman's stomach lets out a grumble.] As soon as I get my clothes back. After that, I suppose I can go to the Welcome Centre, but I don't plan to stay in this place for long, Professor. These Malnosso won't get away with imprisoning me.
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I do not necessarily wish to return home - I have much here that I do not wish to forget if I were to be s-sent back - but stopping this unethical experimentation would be... most appreciated.
[Robert continues to lead Eggman toward the central plaza, which even now should have the fountain visible and whatnot.] Most of the sh-shops are located in this central plaza, here... around its p-peripheral.
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