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How do you get a redheads mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.
Whats the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
What did Raggedy Ann say to Pinnochio in the toy box?
A: Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie...
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The 25 Most Important People in a Redhead's Life
1. The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. The Dentist because he says, "Open Wide."
3. The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
7. The Police Officer because he says, "Spread Em."
8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. The pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
11. The chef because he knows how to cook.
12. The small appliance repair man because he revs it up.
13. The furniture mover because he knows right where to put it.
14. The aerobics instructor because he gets results.
15. The neighbor cuz he keeps things interesting.
16. The alien cuz he's the kinkiest.
17. The magician cuz he appreciates what i have up my sleeve.
18. Microsoft Word Thesaurus Manager cuz he knows what I want, just needs some more training.
19. My pretend weight guesser at the circus cuz he always gives me a compliment.
20. The Australian cuz his kisses are down under.
21. The computer whiz, cuz he knows what to do.
22. The insurance man cuz he pulls out his policy.
23. The vacuum salesman cuz he makes me scream the word.
24. The baker cuz he likes my biscuits.
25. My phone installer cuz I like it aurally.
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"She may have been Fred Flintstones daughter but she knew how to make the Bed-Rock"