gggg i'm probably forgetting somebody 8'|
[ATTENTION EVERY POGLE: You may notice that there is a tiny little bundle wrapped in ribbon + a little tiny plastic bottle of juice outside your door. Poofy Hat Santa and hasmoreberets had made plans to go on a poffin-Aprijuice spree, you see, so there is enough for all the pogles. Don't be mad if some of the poffins are a little undercooked in the middle; even with Lucas' expert hand, Lyra's kind of new at poffin-making.
If you know Lyra or Lucas, then odds are they were able to give you your flavor of choice. If not, or if you are a gym leader with many a pogle, then you can assume a variety-pack and a juice with lots of white or black Apricorns.
AS FOR GIFTS FROM JUST LYRA:
Silver: Don't think she doesn't know when your birthday is. SHE SAW YOUR TRAINER CARD. ~Leone~ So you are getting a nice, warm winter hat. That... has a Meganium face. It even has the antennae oh god Lyra that is awful why would you ever. He also gets a variety pack of vitamin suppliments (Calcium, Protein, Zinc, etc) for his pogles, so that... kind of makes up for it?
As for Christmas itself, you get some gift certificates for a Pokemon groomer in FDC. Haircuts make your Pokemon happy. Hint hint. And there are also some very oddly-shaped, poorly-decorated cookies. Lyra tried to make cookies in the shape of your team and frost them accordingly, but it... didn't quite go as planned. At least they're still edible.
All the single ladies gym leaders and also Eusine: If you are a Johto Leader + Brock/Misty, then Lyra already thinks you rule. If not, then hey, she is the new Champion, she's gotta get on everyone's good side. She took a trip to Goldenrod Dept. Store and scoured their Pokedoll section -- you would not believe the variety they're selling. A Ho-oh doll for Morty, Suicune for Eusine, Pidgey for Bawkner. Misty gets a Quagsire because THEY ARE THE CUTEST THING. Brock doesn't get a doll, but a novelty Geodude hat.
As for the other Kanto dudes... well, she doesn't know what pogles are on your roster yet, so she decided to go with Johto pogles of corresponding types. Sabrina, enjoy that Natu doll's hollow, eternal stare. Surge, proudly display that cuddly Ampharos. Erika, check out that Chikorita. Green... she has no idea what your gym's theme is supposed to be, and you're kind of a butt, but Bulba is an excellent dude, so she went out of her way to find an Ivysaur for you.
Team Rocket Kid: hhhhh she is kind of mad at you still for when your pogles almost killed a dude, and she hasn't hugged it out talked it out with you yet. Your gift is her underwear very modest: a small Giovanni voodoo doll made of felt. It's kind of... crappy... but Lyra is not very gifted at the creative arts.
Vinnie: It is admittedly harder to still be mad at you when you are so, so sorry. Don't tell, but you are kind of her favorite. She felt pretty bad about your leaves, so she made you a tape sweater went hunting for some biiig green felt and cut you out two fake leaves. Just. To wear until the real ones are back. So basically a Venusaur hairpiece. Lyra. That's terrible. SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE SAD ABOUT THE EMPTY SPACE OK.
You also get a bundle of Yache berries, and your card bears two simple words: It's okay. She can't hold a grudge against you forever, Vinnie. That ain't how Christmas rolls.
Sasha: Charti berries. She tried to make a half-a-horn out of felt but it... didn't really work out. Sorry.
The rest of Red team: Berries aplenty. Chople for Kojiro and Sonny Moe, Kasib for Euphie, Rindo for Marie.
Amp: A Soothe Bell. She had one extra after a trade, and who better to have it than somebody who got attacked earlier that month? Amp also got some sweet Pikachu-print pyjamas. For her to wear at their FOREVER SLEEPOVERS YEAAAAH. They're the same height, so finding things in Amp's size was easy.
Mili: Those Figy berries she promised, along with a card that explained that Lyra had kept one of the berries to plant again. Just in case if Mili wanted some more. She was gonna be a FIGY MACHINE.
Bulba: Some Yache berries for you, too. Sorry your trainer is kind of a butt.
Mac: One (1) note promising him a dragon-back ride to Johto. She pulled a few strings, you see, and has arranged a visit to the Saffron Dojo master's awesome waterfall training place. She might not know squat about boxing, but she does know someone who raises Hitmonchans, right?
Wendy: You're kind of mean, but you're still a girl. Lyra made you a bunch of plastic bead bracelets. Because even someone as un-talented as Lyra can string beads on a length of elastic and knot it together.
Giovanni: a lump of coal.
Archer: Another terrible t-shirt. Oh god Lyra don't make this into a running gag. Also, Houndoom gets a Chople berry. FOR THE NEXT TIME RUI SUPERPOWERS HIM HAHAHAHA I mean uh
ALL THE BOYS: all the smooches.]
If you know Lyra or Lucas, then odds are they were able to give you your flavor of choice. If not, or if you are a gym leader with many a pogle, then you can assume a variety-pack and a juice with lots of white or black Apricorns.
AS FOR GIFTS FROM JUST LYRA:
Silver: Don't think she doesn't know when your birthday is. SHE SAW YOUR TRAINER CARD. ~Leone~ So you are getting a nice, warm winter hat. That... has a Meganium face. It even has the antennae oh god Lyra that is awful why would you ever. He also gets a variety pack of vitamin suppliments (Calcium, Protein, Zinc, etc) for his pogles, so that... kind of makes up for it?
As for Christmas itself, you get some gift certificates for a Pokemon groomer in FDC. Haircuts make your Pokemon happy. Hint hint. And there are also some very oddly-shaped, poorly-decorated cookies. Lyra tried to make cookies in the shape of your team and frost them accordingly, but it... didn't quite go as planned. At least they're still edible.
All the single ladies gym leaders and also Eusine: If you are a Johto Leader + Brock/Misty, then Lyra already thinks you rule. If not, then hey, she is the new Champion, she's gotta get on everyone's good side. She took a trip to Goldenrod Dept. Store and scoured their Pokedoll section -- you would not believe the variety they're selling. A Ho-oh doll for Morty, Suicune for Eusine, Pidgey for Bawkner. Misty gets a Quagsire because THEY ARE THE CUTEST THING. Brock doesn't get a doll, but a novelty Geodude hat.
As for the other Kanto dudes... well, she doesn't know what pogles are on your roster yet, so she decided to go with Johto pogles of corresponding types. Sabrina, enjoy that Natu doll's hollow, eternal stare. Surge, proudly display that cuddly Ampharos. Erika, check out that Chikorita. Green... she has no idea what your gym's theme is supposed to be, and you're kind of a butt, but Bulba is an excellent dude, so she went out of her way to find an Ivysaur for you.
Team Rocket Kid: hhhhh she is kind of mad at you still for when your pogles almost killed a dude, and she hasn't hugged it out talked it out with you yet. Your gift is her underwear very modest: a small Giovanni voodoo doll made of felt. It's kind of... crappy... but Lyra is not very gifted at the creative arts.
Vinnie: It is admittedly harder to still be mad at you when you are so, so sorry. Don't tell, but you are kind of her favorite. She felt pretty bad about your leaves, so she made you a tape sweater went hunting for some biiig green felt and cut you out two fake leaves. Just. To wear until the real ones are back. So basically a Venusaur hairpiece. Lyra. That's terrible. SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE SAD ABOUT THE EMPTY SPACE OK.
You also get a bundle of Yache berries, and your card bears two simple words: It's okay. She can't hold a grudge against you forever, Vinnie. That ain't how Christmas rolls.
Sasha: Charti berries. She tried to make a half-a-horn out of felt but it... didn't really work out. Sorry.
The rest of Red team: Berries aplenty. Chople for Kojiro and Sonny Moe, Kasib for Euphie, Rindo for Marie.
Amp: A Soothe Bell. She had one extra after a trade, and who better to have it than somebody who got attacked earlier that month? Amp also got some sweet Pikachu-print pyjamas. For her to wear at their FOREVER SLEEPOVERS YEAAAAH. They're the same height, so finding things in Amp's size was easy.
Mili: Those Figy berries she promised, along with a card that explained that Lyra had kept one of the berries to plant again. Just in case if Mili wanted some more. She was gonna be a FIGY MACHINE.
Bulba: Some Yache berries for you, too. Sorry your trainer is kind of a butt.
Mac: One (1) note promising him a dragon-back ride to Johto. She pulled a few strings, you see, and has arranged a visit to the Saffron Dojo master's awesome waterfall training place. She might not know squat about boxing, but she does know someone who raises Hitmonchans, right?
Wendy: You're kind of mean, but you're still a girl. Lyra made you a bunch of plastic bead bracelets. Because even someone as un-talented as Lyra can string beads on a length of elastic and knot it together.
Giovanni: a lump of coal.
Archer: Another terrible t-shirt. Oh god Lyra don't make this into a running gag. Also, Houndoom gets a Chople berry. FOR THE NEXT TIME RUI SUPERPOWERS HIM HAHAHAHA I mean uh
ALL THE BOYS: all the smooches.]