[AU event is go]

[notsilvertongue]

Hey guys! Uh... my name's Lyra Moretti. I'm new here. You probably already know my dad, he's a gym leader. I'm a trainer too, so if there are any Pokemon here, let's be friends, okay? My favorite color is red, my favorite Pokemon is Feraligatr, but my favorite type is flying, and I like cinnamon buns and burgers.

So what's there to do around here,

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[revivedpower]

[Finally someone who makes some sort of sense]

Hey YOU.

The hell is with the attitude, drop it loser. You are too nerdy to survive in this mad mad world... Altho, Ill take it, you seem useful.

Whats the 411 on this place... Its disgusting.
Man, I need a drink.

[notsilvertongue]

Who are you calling nerdy? Because I'm definitely not a nerd! I'm thinking at least a -6 on the nerd scale, which usually only runs from 1-10.

This is a high school. Didn't you know that already?

[revivedpower]

A HIGH SCHOOL?
How drunk did I got last night.

YOU ARE STUPID LOOKING WITH THOSE PIGTAILS. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THE BASTARD KID OF HELLO KITTY AND SUPER MARIO?

Sheesh.

[notsilvertongue]

I don't even know what either of those things are. Don't you have anything better to do than make fun of a 12-year-old kid?

[Camera]

[compoverlord]

Team Rocket, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long t-

Greetings Lyra Moretti. My name is Lilith, the school's Computer & Technological expert. If you require assistance regarding anything of this nature...I'd be happy to help.

[Camera]

[notsilvertongue]

[Oh! Videochatting! How fun! Here are Lyra and a Togetic waving at the camera like dolts.]

Hey, thanks! It's been a long time since I used anything but a Pokegear or a Pokecenter's PC, so I guess I am a little bit rusty about stuff. I might just be taking you up on that offer sooner or later!

[vaporeonshowers]

I didn't know he had a daughter! You learn something new every day. I'm Vaporeon. I kicked your Dad's butt a while ago! Then I got my butt kicked at Celadon so now I'm here and

There's no way Team Rocket would be all the way out here, but there's this really shady part of town you go to after sunset and the streets are just FILLED with crackheads and drunks! It's wild.

[notsilvertongue]

Hi, Vaporeon! You must be one of those Pokemon-people Dad mentioned. It's funny how many people don't realize gym leaders might have kids. Tons of people were surprised when Janine inherited Fuchsia's gym, weren't they?

A really shady part of town, huh...? I know my dad would freak out if I went somewhere like that, so I guess I'd better leave it alone.

[Private]
Just kidding! Where is it, and how long does it take to get there?

[vaporeonshowers]

I guess it's because the tabloids don't mention them so often... Not that I read those or anything. Just. An example.

Good idea. It reeks over there.

[Private]
Hahaha! You know the east part of town where there's a whole bunch of liquor stores and 24-hour restaurants? Once you hit the part covered in graffiti and with bars all over the windows you know you're in the right place. It's even easier to tell at night. We'd have to find some cheap dirty clothes if we want to blend in though. If we look like we have money there's no telling what could happen!

[notsilvertongue]

The papers are gonna be mentioning me soon enough. Just you wait.

[Private]

That shouldn't be too hard. I've been on the road for two years, so I've got a few outfits that are pretty worn out.

You don't have to worry about anything sketchy happening, anyway. My team'll protect us. Maybe not Ellie, since she likes to go to bed early, but definitely Thalia. Thalia's a night owl.

[boxingmidget]

Lyra? Hey, Lyra! Nice to see you again! How's your trainin' goin'? Your dad, how's he?

Well...with all the Pokemon here I just hope they don't show their mugs around this place...

[notsilvertongue]

Mac! Wow, long time no see. How's the team looking?

Dad's just fine! I finally got my last badge not too long ago, actually. Boy, he really can put up a fight, can't he? I don't know what I would have done without Rui.

[Private]
Actually, hey... maybe you'd better be a little careful, okay? Don't let your Pokemon wander away from you too much.

[boxingmidget]

Team's doin' great! We're trainin' alot so we've sure been keepin' busy. Ever since the Dojo closed up, we've kinda just had to play solo for a while. But it's fun, it doesn't seem like they mind it too much either.

I've known your Pops for quite a while, I know he can be a real tough trainer. Congrats though man, really! Funny thing about havin' a dad as a gym leader, huh?

[Private]

...How come? Are you sayin' they actually ARE here?

[notsilvertongue]

Yeah, it really is too bad about the Dojo. I'm glad you're keeping busy, though. Think you've gotten stronger? I'll be super bummed out if you can't keep up with me.

[Private]
I can't be sure of anything just yet, but let's just say I'm not here because I wanna start high school three years early.

[volttackler]

M-...

Moretti, chu?!

Lyra, you can't be! You're not a Moretti! Are you?

[What is happen.]

[notsilvertongue]

Uh... yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure I've been one all my life.

[volttackler]

But... you never told me, chu! I thought you didn't like Giovanni?

[notsilvertongue]

Why would you think that?? Did a tabloid write something? I mean... we've never even met before, have we?