ANSWERS! Whoo!
Discworld answers to the Questions Meme... I have a Nexus list, but I'm going to have to find time to do it.
If Sybil, Angua, and Otto were in a "walk into a bar" joke, what would the punchline be?
"So, I see you've brought enough for everybody..."
If Vetinari & Drumknott were going to be in a crossover, what would it be titled?
"How the Patrician Frightened Sauron into Giving Him the Ring."
If Cheery could be a tree, what sort of tree would Cheery be?
I can't help myself... She'd be a bonsai.
If William and Vetinari got married, what would Sybil buy for the wedding gift? And would Drumknott attend? And would Vetinari be more likely to have an affair with Reg or Susan?
Sybil would get them something practical yet expensive, probably one of those new imp-powered shavers. Drumknott would attend, because Vetinari would order it, but he'd spend the whole time glaring daggers at William, and trying to figure out if his salary could afford to have the man inhumed. I'd have to say Susan. Vetinari's a bit too... fastidious to like a zombie.
If Nobby and Carrot were having a duel, who would win? Would Angua sell tickets?
Well, Carrot would fight fair, while Nobby would fight dirty. However, Carrot would still win. He's Carrot. And Angua would DEFINITELY sell tickets. She'd be laughing the whole time, I'm sure.
Death and Cheery go camping. What happens?
I'm not even going to contemplate that. It's too mindboggling.
Rust is stood up for a date. Would he run to Downey or Vimes to cry about it?
The thought of Rust voluntarily seeking out Vimes for any reason makes me laugh. And you so know he has a thing for Downey, anyway.
What would you title a Reg/Sybil drag fic? And who would do the drag?
"My Late Mistress." Probably both of them.
Which is an odder pairing, Susan/Nobby or Otto/Vetinari?
Susan/Nobby. Because, I mean, Nobby/ANYONE is hard to picture. And Susan would never go there.
If William and Carrot met at a club, would they go home together?
Probably not. Unless, say, William needed help with his tax forms.
If Otto, Cheery, and Rust were in a movie, what would it be about?
Discrimination and Specism in Ankh-Morpork.
Does Downey fancy Vetinari or Vimes more?
Vetinari. We all know WHY he would make fun of him in school, right?
If Vetinari, Death, Nobby, Otto, and Reg were ice cream and Peru was a state, what color are my socks?
Octarine, of course. *Grins*
If Rust and Carrot were pies, what flavor would they be? For that matter, would Downey eat them?
Carrot would be sweet potato pie, homey, sweet, and innocent. (I live in Alabama, so sue me. It's good.) Rust would be blueberry, messy and slightly tart. Downey would definitely eat Rust. *cough*
Is Drumknott, Vetinari, Sybil, or Reg most likely to swipe this meme for themselves?
Vetinari already has.
Nobby, Susan, Vimes, Angua, Cheery, Otto. Which are you most likely to bring along for your next orgy?
Oooh, that's a tough one. Cross out Nobby right away. Cheery, unfortunately, doesn't make the cut either. Vimes wouldn't go, so I reluctantly release him from the harem. So, Susan, Angua, and Otto.
Death conquers the world, what would their empire be called?
Armegeddon? Inevitability?
If Sybil, Angua, and Otto were in a "walk into a bar" joke, what would the punchline be?
"So, I see you've brought enough for everybody..."
If Vetinari & Drumknott were going to be in a crossover, what would it be titled?
"How the Patrician Frightened Sauron into Giving Him the Ring."
If Cheery could be a tree, what sort of tree would Cheery be?
I can't help myself... She'd be a bonsai.
If William and Vetinari got married, what would Sybil buy for the wedding gift? And would Drumknott attend? And would Vetinari be more likely to have an affair with Reg or Susan?
Sybil would get them something practical yet expensive, probably one of those new imp-powered shavers. Drumknott would attend, because Vetinari would order it, but he'd spend the whole time glaring daggers at William, and trying to figure out if his salary could afford to have the man inhumed. I'd have to say Susan. Vetinari's a bit too... fastidious to like a zombie.
If Nobby and Carrot were having a duel, who would win? Would Angua sell tickets?
Well, Carrot would fight fair, while Nobby would fight dirty. However, Carrot would still win. He's Carrot. And Angua would DEFINITELY sell tickets. She'd be laughing the whole time, I'm sure.
Death and Cheery go camping. What happens?
I'm not even going to contemplate that. It's too mindboggling.
Rust is stood up for a date. Would he run to Downey or Vimes to cry about it?
The thought of Rust voluntarily seeking out Vimes for any reason makes me laugh. And you so know he has a thing for Downey, anyway.
What would you title a Reg/Sybil drag fic? And who would do the drag?
"My Late Mistress." Probably both of them.
Which is an odder pairing, Susan/Nobby or Otto/Vetinari?
Susan/Nobby. Because, I mean, Nobby/ANYONE is hard to picture. And Susan would never go there.
If William and Carrot met at a club, would they go home together?
Probably not. Unless, say, William needed help with his tax forms.
If Otto, Cheery, and Rust were in a movie, what would it be about?
Discrimination and Specism in Ankh-Morpork.
Does Downey fancy Vetinari or Vimes more?
Vetinari. We all know WHY he would make fun of him in school, right?
If Vetinari, Death, Nobby, Otto, and Reg were ice cream and Peru was a state, what color are my socks?
Octarine, of course. *Grins*
If Rust and Carrot were pies, what flavor would they be? For that matter, would Downey eat them?
Carrot would be sweet potato pie, homey, sweet, and innocent. (I live in Alabama, so sue me. It's good.) Rust would be blueberry, messy and slightly tart. Downey would definitely eat Rust. *cough*
Is Drumknott, Vetinari, Sybil, or Reg most likely to swipe this meme for themselves?
Vetinari already has.
Nobby, Susan, Vimes, Angua, Cheery, Otto. Which are you most likely to bring along for your next orgy?
Oooh, that's a tough one. Cross out Nobby right away. Cheery, unfortunately, doesn't make the cut either. Vimes wouldn't go, so I reluctantly release him from the harem. So, Susan, Angua, and Otto.
Death conquers the world, what would their empire be called?
Armegeddon? Inevitability?