I have just one piece of information for y'all...if someone looks like a troll, DON'T tell them they are cute/hot/sexy etc. just say something like, "oh well look at that," so that way it doesn't sound mean.

CrystalAngels143: I need some advice my.....My boyfriend wants me to let him sit on my face as I put my lips around his rectum as he farts and he wants me to inhale as much of the fart as i can and hold my breath for 30 seconds , is this a normal ?

I just had a huge revelation. I now know why I hate having Ryan here so much. Patty was just talking to him about how he is exactly like all of the clients in comcor, how he acts the exact same way as them. When I leave my job, I want to leave it there, I don't want clients "coming home with me," aka thinking about them, stress from them, etc. ( Read more... )

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hi i am lindz [1:32 AM]: whoa i though you said you got tipped with sticky penises ( Read more... )

T0xic Fox [7:22 PM]: haha so i was driving and i was next to a cop and he flipped his lights ( Read more... )

Sorry about all the random IM postings, but I guess they do a better job of explaining whats going on in my life than I can....

T0xic Fox [9:23 PM]: so i looked up mcodnalds.com or whatever
T0xic Fox [9:23 PM]: and i usually get pop-up ads for what im looking up like if im looking up eclipses i get auto ads asking me to buy eclipses
T0xic Fox [9:23 PM]: and when i looked up mcdonalds it brought up gastric bypass surgery prices

T0xic Fox [11:44 P.M.]: fall in love and ur vagina will be fine

T0xic Fox [2:58 P.M.]: after they are liek 25 they age real fast
T0xic Fox [2:58 P.M.]: to liek 40