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[notsocreative]

I one-upped the old woman today. For those who haven't heard me rant like the health inspector in Cloyne kitchen, the old woman is my English teacher that can't ever be pleased. She is the kind of old lady that breaks her hip every Friday, but still shuffles after youngsters, waving her cane, when they are being too loud outside her classroom. I

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[pandamonium42]

narrowly avoided a DUI. It was great.

[notsocreative]

how did you almost get a DUI? you don't have a car in santa cruz!

[pandamonium42]

As ridiculous as this is, you can get a dui for riding a bike drunk...which I was doing...

I'm a smart fellow.

[notsocreative]

well played