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[notsocreative]

"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."

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[notsocreative]

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

[notsocreative]

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.