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[notsohorrible]

Good news, horrible mutant children! I've gotten presents.

That's right, you all get

BRAND

NEW

CHEMISTRY

SETS

!

Roxas if you'd throw one down the stairs I'd appreciate it. And honey, are we still having steak for dinner? If so, don't put it in the regular oven or it might, uh, explode. Use the backup oven.

Comments

[ourdenouement]

Ew, can't we get them better gifts?

[notsohorrible]

What could be better than a CHEMISTRY SET?

1/3

[ourdenouement]

Prank se-

[ourdenouement]

Chemistry sets can make lots of different things. Yes. Yes. Dye in the shampoo. Stinkbombs.

[obliviomancy]

I didn't want a chemistry set.

[notsohorrible]

Well you're not getting another belted jacket.

[obliviomancy]

Can I get a certificate that says "get out of one experiment free"?

[notsohorrible]

That's reserved for Christmas.

[not_avampire]

If you toss it down the stairs, won't it break the pieces- Thank you, dad!

[notsohorrible]

Don't blow up anything important.

The name Roxas piqued her interest.

[doujin_dork]

. . . Why is Roxas throwing chemistry sets?

[perfection_red]

...chemistry set.

[ooc: B-backdated yes? :x *fails* HI DADDY.]