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[notsohorrible]

Okay, so, if someone could please direct me to this city's Evil League of Evil base? I have no idea where I am and Bad Horse is expecting me. I'm a card carrying member, so you should also be afraid of me and stuff.

...Did I get really drunk last night?

Comments

[eternalnic]

Evil League of Evil?

[notsohorrible]

Yes, it's where us villain types go to plot. Do evil-type things. Play poker.

[eternalnic]

And in your world it's location is publicly known?

Interesting.

[notsohorrible]

Yeah, where else would the Henchman's Union go to get work?

[fistsofjustice]

SIR. Are you confessing that you are *evil*??

[notsohorrible]

Well, I am Dr. Horrible.

I apologize in advance. ^^;

[fistsofjustice]

. . . !!!

SIR, ADMITTING IT IS THE FIRST STEP. IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK DOWN THE PATH TO GOOD!!

Re: I apologize in advance. ^^;

[notsohorrible]

It's...it's actually pretty late for that. Plus, I JUST got recognized as a valid super-villain.

[valentineluke]

The place you're looking for is probably Las Vegas.

[notsohorrible]

Are we near Las Vegas? You know, I've always wanted to go there. It ranks incredibly high on the Evil-O-Meter.

[valentineluke]

No, you'll have to make do with the Underground Casino.

[notsohorrible]

Good enough.

[omgkeigo]

Evil League of Evil? Are you sure you aren't drunk now?

[notsohorrible]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You've never heard of the League? We're responsible for at least 86% of the world's Evil Output.

[omgkeigo]

...

You read too many comic books.

[notsohorrible]

I don't like comic books much. The heroes always get all the glory.

[lyra_of_dust]

Evil League of... What? Are you drunk, mister?

[notsohorrible]

The League is very elite. And yes, I am absolutely sure I'm not drunk!

[lyra_of_dust]

Do you know what subtlety means?