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Feb 10, 2004 00:50

It was a dark rainy night not long ago... the wind was howling and the dogs were blowing,but none of that has anything to do with this...So I got an 88 on my math test today. yay for me. but i was thinking sometime between the endless hours of studying and masterbaiting, that, in fact... math can be VERY arousing. you may ridicule me at first, but ( Read more... )

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the mean is by no means mean, nah mean? jesusandwich February 9 2004, 22:23:07 UTC
shiloh this new OUTSTANDING philosophy on math has me so incredibly intrigued that i feel as though my pants are quivering. i would like to just say that i have a whole new respect for inverse functions now, if you catch my drift(wink wink nudge nudge say no more). and that's all i wanna share for now. nighty nighty skid-marked whitey tighties motherfucker.

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Damn... Women are cool. Especially the ones without penises. 19a_d_a February 9 2004, 22:41:03 UTC
You've inspired me! The whole women and variables thing. Does this make any sense? "If women were numbers, I wouldn't know how to count!" Hopefully it does. And by the way... Thanks for making math sexy. I guess it just goes to show that if my 50 year old trig teacher could do it, you can do it too! But you do it in such a different way... You do it dirty. You put the root in square root. And by root, I don't mean whatever it means in square root. **Cough PENIS Cough**

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Wickety-whack.... furiousangel101 February 9 2004, 22:43:07 UTC
You improvised all that, dude? Color me impressed (if I hear any jokes about the color brown I will kill you in your sleep). If this is how all your posts are going to be, then I'm looking forward to them all. It's like having a personal comic strip....except without pictures and color and stuff. You get the point! Aight den....peace out. Oh and by the way, KRYPTON SUCKS! Yeah...you know what I'm talking about.

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schize bacardi_gold February 9 2004, 22:57:52 UTC
if we take the economic perspective we can say that you have increased your output to pleasure 2 "fine ass bitches" sexually. your opportunity costs is the costs of your viagra prescription and the 24 pack of condoms that you bought. how can we increase your output with out exsizing a higher opportunity costs? this is simple, we merely say that we put you in brumby, and we don't let anyone out that is female. all males are found and booted the hell out, and food is shipped in (at the school's expense). now we send you in after about a week and a half and your output should increase over 2,000%. now you would need more than 24 condoms and more than one prescription of viagra, but i have faith that you will sexually pleasure half the women that live in that dorm. you have thus increased your output and become like zeus, and you better not be fathering children like that horny old bastard of a god. yea, and i;m definately stoned so if this doesn't make anysense that's probably why, but half a loritab and four shots of skyy will get you ( ... )

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