you're right if there is no sex in heaven it would be hell, because how can heaven be paradise if you don't get any? and those stupid ugly guys who don't get any are probably all in hell anyways, most of the because for some reason a few lawyers manage to talk their way into heaven over the years, but how could you do such a thing i heaven god wouldn't allow it or would he??? and you know that he's get him some. whoever he gets it from is one lucky girl, because what can be better than having sex with the god? nothing that is what. i'm sure that he knows all of the loopholes and has smitted a good many women in the most pleasurable way possible. god probably flips through his kama sutra each day and just picks out a few positions that he's going to do, and he definately can do the all. man this was some funny shit.
In a handbasket.....furiousangel101February 18 2004, 07:17:43 UTC
You've certainly made some key points that have made me think differently about heaven. I mean, it IS supposed to be unparalleled bliss for all eternity. However, I never thought I would see the word 'holy' used to describe the word 'wang'. But, lest we forget what Dogma has taught us, angels don't have wangs and God is a woman. Have you forgotten all the knowledge that the prophets Jay and SilentBob have bestowed unto us? You have strayed far brother. You must return to the fold..........That sort of went further than it was supposed to. I'm just going to quit now. Just disregard all I've written. It's a lie. Except that sentence. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one. And that one.......
even tho justin went and got his knickers in a twist with that conitual lie thing, he does have a point. god IS woman. hot. i soooo wanna bone her. anyway, i was thinking. i remember hearing that in heaven (and other such fictional places) your memories and stuff like that are taken away, so that all you can do is revel in God's holy bliss (and boy would i revel. heh, heh, aaaalright). i can only assume jealousy would be included in that package of stuff, and therefore, no one would ever get jealous of anyone else boning a hotter angel, or whoever. that's just my 2 cents. later. -mitch
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