I killed my "space" on MySpace today.
Hellz yes.

So, I'm not dead.

My parents recently purchased a kareoke machine.
My tipsy father is slurring to the robotic beats of "Can you feel the love tonight?"
My life couldn't get any better.

( lalala, such vanity! )

Desire is a stranger we think we know.

Basically, all of you should just skip this entry and move onto the next one ( Read more... )

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The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody ( Read more... )

( Sell Out! )

I remember in fifth grade, I begged my mom to buy me the new Celine Dion album.
I also threw in the Whitney Houston (pre Bobby Brown/post sell out Whitney) album.
I even performed a rendition (far better, in my opinion, than the original) of the love theme from the Kevin Costner classic, "The Bodyguard."
And yes, I will always love you ( Read more... )