Crackfic, rated R

[notspecialatall]

For Uo-chan and Yuki's player cal, since it's his birthday tomorrow. Though I doubt he'll want this. It hurts, but since it's deliberately awful, it won't hurt as much. I hope.

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[kingcatcher]

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YOU BROKE THE MAOU ♥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[notspecialatall]

I aim to please.

I wonder, though: if I break Lu Xun, do I get Anthy?

[kingcatcher]

As Maou mod, I demand it.