32 - In Which Apple Kid Counters With The Ultimate Weapon

[notstevejobs]

::In all of the teacher's mailboxes and left in the front of every student's dorm door is a chest of drawers small box (or two boxes, in the case of students sharing a dorm). Each box has a tag that says "For you! From Apple Kid." Inside of the boxes...

is...

An Insignificant Item.

holy mother of god::

Comments

[blondprodigy]

[Whoa, that's DEEP. Of course Jeff doesn't realize the significance of the insignificant object and just puts it in his box of spare parts. Maybe it'll end up being useful after all.]

[notstevejobs]

::By NOT using the Insignificant Item, you DID NOT HAVE a very fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use something insignificant.::

[blondprodigy]

[DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN]

[solarock]

[Solrock set it on a shelf. It is a gift.]

[notstevejobs]

::By POSSIBLY using the Insignificant Item, you MAY HAVE HAD a very fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use something insignificant.::

[solarock]

[Oh. It is usable? Examining.]

[notstevejobs]

::CONGRADULATIONS By using the Insignificant Item, you had a very fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use something insignificant.::

((What it does or looks like or does is a ~mystery~ it's Earthboundy::

[geometricmagic]

[Kamek looks at An Insignificant Item.

Kamek sets An Insignificant Item on fire.

...hey, that made him feel a little better!]

[notstevejobs]

::NOT THE WAY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO USE IT::

::BUT IT HAS MOSTLY THE RIGHT OUTCOME::

::CONGRATULATE::

[maaaaaaaaassive]

[Falco INSPECT An Insignificant Item. It appears to be.....Insignificant. Who's this Apple Kid, that is a silly name.

He puts it in his roommates box and goes back to behaving like an uncaring high school delinquent somewhere.]

[notstevejobs]

::By NOT using the Insignificant Item, you DID NOT HAVE a very fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use something insignificant.::

[leadthemalong]

[Olimar carefully analyzes the Insignifigant Item.

The insignificance of the item intrigues Olimar.

Olimar saves the Insignificant Item.]

[notstevejobs]

::By POSSIBLY using the Insignificant Item, you MAY HAVE HAD a very fruitful experience that cannot be understood by someone who does not use something insignificant.::

[leadthemalong]

[Olimar collects EEEEEEVERYTHING.]