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[nott_to_be]

I have decided to take up bracelet making. All houses are welcome to place orders unless your name happens to be Aaliyah Lefaye or Michael Corner (but then again, you cannot exactly order things while you are unconscious can you? Poor you.)

Observe:

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[quoth_lisa]

They are very nice, Theodore. Perhaps they would be useful in strangulation, do you think?

I shall buy one of course.

[nott_to_be]

Don't be so dramatic, Lisa. Why anyone would want to strangle themselves with a midget bracelet is beyond me.

Send the money and I'll get working on it.

[quoth_lisa]

Constricts the airway better.I shall stop then. I do not want to be known for melodrama.

I will send the money by owl.