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[notthatamish]

I just witnessed that there is such a thing televised as the USA Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship. It's hosted by Dave Attell. The winner gets $50,000.

Reality is melting, and no one gives a damn.

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[vestajove]

.......seriously??

wow.

how are things, btw?

[notthatamish]

Things are good. I'm now a Tennessean. Got a job in Knoxville. Been good so far. Likely to get better. Renting a house. I walk to work. It's nice.

How are you?

[bargeld]

Knoxville?! Really? Where?

[notthatamish]

Old North Knoxville, just north of downtown and the UT campus.

[bargeld]

No shit! That's just the weirdest thing ever. You eaten at Sam & Andy's yet? The Spaghetti Factory? Litton's?

All I remember is the food. And which Weigel's to buy pot at, which probably wouldn't get me anywhere anymore. Many. Knoxville. How neat.

[notthatamish]

I actually ate at Litton's while I was interviewing here. Had some really bizarre burger that was delicious. Came with an entire jalapeno, which I wasn't quite brave enough to go for.

When you gonna come visit?

[thrashbluegrass]

Noone gives a damn?!

Somebody's holding the lighter to the cellophane of the universe.

[notthatamish]

It could be an entropy thing, I decided.

Maybe a non-chaos state is the aberration that's eventually resolved.

[mothajoda]

I went to a local bar a few months back and they were hosting an event that would send the winner to the event you described. I was quite sad that I had shown up after the contest was over. Reality may be melting but I wanted to take advantage of it.