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[notthatharry]

So...uh, apparently the school decided today was a great day to mess with me, and I was just wondering, why do we have a room that turns your clothes pink, and how the heck do I get back from it? The hallway I came down seems blocked by some rather ill tempered statures.

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[sakeofthescoop]

Clearly you don't know the proper way to address the statues.

[notthatharry]

So...suggesting that their mothers were used as the foundations for Roman bathhouses was not the proper way to address them?

In my defense, they were asking for it.

[sakeofthescoop]

Not really. I bet you get locked out of your dorms a lot too, since if you can't speak to the statuary I doubt you can address the paintings right either.

Oh please, you probably provoked them because you were agitated about having pink clothes.

[notthatharry]

Look, if that dorky knight with the donkey didn't want me to make fun of him, he shouldn't make it so easy. At least I never made fun of the Fat Lady's weight. That would have been tacky.

I...you have absolutely no proof of that and regardless they are jerks.

lol she's totally apologising for a building

[insane_isane]

Oh, they do that sometimes, sorry >.<

D-do you want any help?

[notthatharry]

Uh, it's okay. Well, unless you're in charge of the statuary, in which case you should have a talk with them about manners.

That would be appreciated.

[insane_isane]

They do have quite bad manners. I-I think I'll look into that... So I can work to improve their politeness.

Um, ok, you need to talk to them really nicely. I mean really. They don't like rudeness at all. So hypocritical.

Otherwise, you could try to levitate them out of the way?

[notthatharry]

Don't worry about it, I wasn't actually saying you were responsible for them. I just have a unique sense of humor. Some would call it "poor."

Oh...right...probably should have asked before I talked to them then...well, guess I better go start apologizing.

Yeah, I think I'll go with the levitate plan. That sounds like a good one.

[scroll_heir]

Haha. Your clothes turned pink? X3

[notthatharry]

...I prefer to think of it as maroon, but then again I have a habit of lying to myself.

[scroll_heir]

Well, maroon is very dark. Pink, not so much.

[notthatharry]

I also don't really know colors. Makes it easier to lie to myself.

[ready_aim_toss]

[There are a few drops of ink here; she was laughing too hard to write]

You're trapped in a room that turns clothes pink by angry statues.

...Welcome to Hogwarts, I guess :P

Have you tried asking them nicely?

[notthatharry]

I feel like I'm a real student now. Well, if I wasn't one already after the merpeople incident...

I...define nice...

She wants to hear that story XD

[ready_aim_toss]

There was a merpeople incident!?

....how badly did you cuss at them?

Hint: It involves him losing his pants

[notthatharry]

I...lets just say I'm not going swimming in the lake anytime soon, and leave it at that.

I...may have implied their ancestors were used to form the pipes of the Roman waste removal system.

[jazzy_hats]

Oh! I've totally been down that hallway before. What's wrong with the color room though? If you go there on a different day of the week it's a different color. It was really helpful before I knew color changing charms.

They usually let you go for the password...I'm having trouble remembering it though. I think it had something to do with sweets but I can't remember.

[notthatharry]

And I just happened to arrive on the day when everything was turned into the brightest most eye searing color possible. Perfect.

What is with the passwords in this place? Whoever set them must have been a dentists nightmare.

Still, thanks for the heads up, I'll see if I can get out of here.