Comments | nottheaveragekg: 24th Command // Audio

nottheaveragekg

24th Command // Audio :: Common

Feb 16, 2010 22:29

[Locked to Phoenix // 90% Unhackable]
I've got something to talk to you about.

You know, from one... "noble" to another. Something like that.
[End Lock]

[Ashelin has been rubbing her ears since she got them back. She's much happier being an elf than being a roundear. Sorry, humans with your shortened ears, Ashe just doesn't care for your physique ( Read more... )

gonna blast their nuts off, #traitor, #ganondorf, you're all idiots, #new guy, she does *not* surrender, fuck my life, ashe is feeling generous, she says kiss her ass, gimme my gun

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[Locked to Ashelin // 69% Unhackable] ecopiracy February 17 2010, 12:02:52 UTC

[Please, Ashelin. Not over the comm.]

Where did you want to meet?

[Locked to Phoenix // 90% Unhackable] nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 13:19:01 UTC

[Not her room.]

Someplace private. Secluded.

[Get the picture?]

[Locked to Ashelin // 69% Unhackable] ecopiracy February 17 2010, 14:29:48 UTC

...I can be at my room in ten minutes.

[There's a faint sound of an engine cutting off. Not too difficult to figure out what he'd been doing when she called.]

[Locked to Phoenix // 90% Unhackable] nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 14:32:46 UTC

...Well...

[Phoenix, meet hesitance. It's a pleasure.]

Okay.

[Click. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.

Until she waits at his room door. For him. Leans against the wall, arm crossed over her midriff.]

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shadesofeco February 17 2010, 18:57:19 UTC

[Well that's new.]

For what?

nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 23:16:44 UTC

[Excuse Ashelin. She's a little shaken up from the last super huge party where she was a roundear.]

You know.

[Don't make her say it.]

shadesofeco February 18 2010, 00:40:47 UTC

[... oh. OH.

He smiles just a little.]

You're welcome.

nottheaveragekg February 18 2010, 00:42:17 UTC

Did you enjoy your little outing as a roundear? You sure looked happy.

[Hey. Just because she didn't approach doesn't mean she wasn't watching.]

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You saw nothing! /smooth destinedtorule February 17 2010, 23:22:51 UTC

Charming as ever. Ashelin, dear, don't ever change.

[Oh hi. Just thought he'd show up and be a bastard. Don't mind him :3]

was that a typo I just saw? :> :> :> :> nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 23:28:32 UTC

[Ganondorf, fuck off, thanks.]

Yes. I know. I'm the damn epitome of charm.

Nooooo of course not :> destinedtorule February 17 2010, 23:37:17 UTC

Were you fortunate enough to be born one, I think you would have made a fine Gerudo, considering this overabundant amount of charm you have.

liiiiies 8> nottheaveragekg February 17 2010, 23:41:16 UTC

I'm a Havenite. Not interested in this Gerudo thing you've got going on.

[Eat your sarcasm, man.]

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