27th Command // Audio :: Common

Mar 05, 2010 20:40

You are kidding me.

I've got more important things to do than to be stuck here.
This isn't a part of the Baron's orders. I demand to know who's in charge.

[Younger Ashe is about sixteen and not happy. You can get a glimpse of her very unamused face on the top deck as she tries to figure out why the hell she's on a boat.]

gonna blast their nuts off, #bass, get me off the mar damned boat, #torn poo, thank mar this isn't permanent, not haven, fuck my life, wtf is this, ashe is not invincible, gimme my gun, not the baroness stfu

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sandpaperbreath March 6 2010, 04:59:57 UTC
[Torn has always been sneaky. Comes from years of pick-pocketing, hiding from guards and just generally finding himself in places he wasn't supposed to be. This...felt like one of those places.

Torn is now eleven.

He's managed to get up to the top deck without anyone noticing him, even with his stomach rolling and none of this making any SENSE and oh Mar, there's no land in sight, it's just super blue water as far as forever.

Then he sees her.

He spots her and she's the first elf he's seen since he woke up on this tub. He notices the tattoos, but, see, he's just so relieved to find another NORMAL PERSON, he doesn't care if he's in trouble.]

Hey!

Heeeey!

[He runs up to her.]

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...... 8> you just slayed me nottheaveragekg March 6 2010, 05:04:45 UTC
[OH HOLY SHIT IT'S A KID. IT'S A KID. IT'S A KID.

Wait. It's a kid. What the hell is this? It's a Havenite kid. What, oh, what, oh what is going on here?

Don'ttouchherdon'ttouchherdon'ttouchher.

But it's okay if she touches him first, which she does. Business, business, business. Hand grasps him by the shoulder, but she's not rough. Hey, she knows kids are tender. Seriously.]

Kids shouldn't be running around. Where are your parents?

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sandpaperbreath March 6 2010, 05:11:51 UTC
Hey!

[Torn starts to squirm.]

I'm notta kid! Yer not that much older than me, lady!

[He cross his arms in a huff.]

I dunno where my mom is, anyways. Otherwise I wouldn' be botherin' you.

[Yeah, KG like to hear how you're wasting their time. In a few years, he'll get that kind of respect.]

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nottheaveragekg March 6 2010, 05:18:00 UTC
[She rolls her eyes. Ashelin is never having kids because of things like this. She'd sooner toss them over the edge of the boat than pop them out from between her legs willingly.

She gets the point, though, and lets him go reluctantly, more or less interested in smacking him around a bit. Because face it, she's not good with this whole thing of how to handle kids. Someone's never had any parental love to base experiences off of.]

Yeah, well. You wanna find her or what?

[She can't promise she'll be thrilled if he decides he wants to follow her around. On the other hand, Ashe doesn't know where she is and letting someone from Haven down seems like a bad idea.]

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erhabenheit March 6 2010, 06:14:36 UTC
That'd be me, I'm in charge.

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nottheaveragekg March 6 2010, 06:24:33 UTC
Who gave you the orders to move the KG patrols from Haven's sectors onto this ship?

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erhabenheit March 6 2010, 06:27:39 UTC
Nobody gave me orders, I commandeered your unit and will continue to do so until it's safe to launch an assault on Haven.

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nottheaveragekg March 6 2010, 06:55:45 UTC
Like hell. The KG would never be used against Haven. No one commands the Krimzon Guard except Baron Praxis.

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