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nottheaveragekg

1st Command // Forced Entry

Sep 26, 2010 22:54

Everything...?

[A blatant pause. Silence ensues, and then the sound of 'clanking'. It's plastic and not metal, though.]

Vin? Vin! [Some more clanking. By this point, Ashelin is actually trying to fix her communicator. Except it's not working, so she's going to use the one the ship gave her.] Vin, come in.

[There's a sigh of absolute exasperation ( Read more... )

gonna blast their nuts off, get me off the mar damned boat, #maia, #ganondorf, not haven, she does *not* surrender, fuck my life, wtf is this, #traitor/jak, #jinx, #torn poo, #new guy/phoenix, #jael, #xanxus, you're all idiots, #damas, she says kiss her ass

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[Audio] shadesofeco September 27 2010, 07:05:32 UTC

[Well that's a coincidence.]

Ashelin. Welcome back.

[Audio] nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 07:08:42 UTC

[What to concentrate on first: Jak or the stupid 'welcome back' thing.]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Audio] shadesofeco September 27 2010, 07:20:14 UTC

[Great. Apparently he pissed her off right before she showed up.]

It's a long story.

We're a long way from Haven.

[Audio] nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 07:26:14 UTC

No shit.

What's going on? Why are we here? What did you do, and how do we reverse it? And what the hell do you mean by 'welcome back'?

[She's really trying her best not to scream at him.]

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[text] mutedmother September 27 2010, 09:01:09 UTC

[So many angry new people. D:]

Ah, miss? Please calm down, getting worked up won't help anything.

[text] nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 09:07:01 UTC

[Worked up will be Ashelin throwing the whole damn comm out the nearest porthole window if she can't type straight on it.]

I'm not worked up. Just save me some trouble and explain to me what's going on.

[text] mutedmother September 27 2010, 09:12:25 UTC

Sorry. You're on the M.S. Elegante, a ship headed towards the Golden Shore.

Before you ask, no one knows how to get off the ship, or find the Captain.

[text] nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 09:17:35 UTC

A ship. Headed toward the Golden Shore. Manned by a Captain.

[Oh, hey. She's a captain, too. Just not of a ship.]

How many residents like yourself are aboard this vessel?

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[audio] solittleeffort September 27 2010, 10:05:31 UTC

[Hm. Another newcomer who happens to know Jak. Awfully social, now, isn't he?]

You're on a ship called the M.S. Elegante, there's no eco here, the Captain is a man who is apparently close to impossible to get in contact with, and as far as anyone knows, no, you can't leave.

My suggestion would be that you find something or someone to entertain yourself with. Precursors only know, this place can get frightfully dull. [Don't listen to Maia, Ashe. She's only saying that because she doesn't have any dark eco to screw around with.]

[audio] nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 12:46:21 UTC

[Maia's totally said the magic word. Precursors.]

No eco. An illusive captain. No escape.
Well, ought to be a... 'fun' trip.

[No, really. Like her sarcasm?]

A Havenite? You mentioned Precursors.

[audio] solittleeffort September 27 2010, 15:26:37 UTC

[Maia smirks at the sarcasm, and chooses to respond with some of her own.] Oh, it's very fun. I have yet to find someone on here who doesn't enjoy being taken aboard a ship against their will.

[That next question gets an amused snort in response. Yet another person from this 'Haven' place.]

No, I'm not from any 'Haven'. I live up to the north - far north.

[audio] nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 17:16:28 UTC

[Ashelin's rolling her eyes, mmkay? Clearly she and Maia will get along great.]

Wherever. That doesn't really matter. You know who the Precursors are, is that right?

[Jeezus. Just answer the question.]

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ecopiracy September 27 2010, 10:12:27 UTC

[In retrospect, the return of Odette and Torn really should have prepared him. Even so, his heart still lurches with with shock and joy when he hears Ashelin's voice.]

Ashelin?

[The hope is strained, though. The other two didn't remember.]

Do you require assistance?

nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 12:34:29 UTC

[And that, is one of the strangest sounds she's ever heard. Accent-wise. And. HER NAME.

Cue suspicion here.]

Who is this?

ecopiracy September 27 2010, 23:27:53 UTC

[Phoenix closes his eyes, and for a moment he doesn't answer. One shaky breath is all Ashelin might hear as Phoenix tries to regain control of his ability to speak.

She doesn't remember. She doesn't remember him.

When he finally does speak, there's still a note of pain and loss that he can't quite erase from his voice.]

My name is Phoenix. I come from the Brink.

nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 23:52:04 UTC

[......

This guy knows her. Or thinks he knows her. Or is a very good actor. Considering he's likely not the only one to react this way, Ashelin's bargaining on the two former.]

Phoenix.

How do you know me? I only just arrived and while I might have heard of the Brink-- [Because Jak mentioned it.] --I wouldn't be famous there.

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destinedtorule September 27 2010, 12:25:10 UTC

[ohi Ashelin, bb. Ganny missed you. Like he'd miss a cold sore.]

Welcome back, Miss Praxis.

nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 12:47:43 UTC

[What. The. Hell. Does everyone on this ship know her or something? She'd remember being on a ship, okay? OKAY?! You're all clearly stupid.]

Who is this?

[Ashelin gets the feeling she's going to be asking this a lot.]

destinedtorule September 27 2010, 19:56:46 UTC

You don't remember? You wound me, Ashelin.

[He chuckles.]

I am Ganondorf.

nottheaveragekg September 27 2010, 23:53:10 UTC

It seems like quite a few of you are asking me the same question. I can't say I remember and I would remember a voice like yours.

[This man reeks of the Praxis smell. At least his voice does.]