Comments | notthehairplz: I suppose I saw this coming a mile away, but still...

notthehairplz

I suppose I saw this coming a mile away, but still...

Aug 15, 2009 19:18

…I’ve a question.

If you were being pursued by an exceedingy powerful woman with a grudge that would stop at absolutely nothing until she had the one thing you just couldn’t give her, what would you do?

perhaps..., blasted grudges, troublesome, should move the castle soon, women's vendettas are the trickiest, why are women always like this?, a hot bath sounds rather nice, strange little machine, where to run, witch of the waste, can't let her find me, she's out to get me again

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youresoshort August 16 2009, 00:57:34 UTC

Sounds like you're in a worse predicament than I thought, Mr. Jenkins.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 01:09:11 UTC

It was rather stable until very recently, I admit.

As I told you before, she's been pursuing me for years. But now it's not so much the fact that she's chasing me as she's found me.

And is getting closer with every minute that passes.

youresoshort August 16 2009, 01:40:29 UTC

Perhaps you should change your tactics, then.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 01:42:55 UTC

A valid option, although I really don't have that many tactics at my disposal...

I'm thinking I could have Calcifer move the castle about 136 miles north northeast, but I know it's going to take more than that to shake her off this time...

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princeassassin August 16 2009, 01:00:01 UTC

Kill her.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 01:09:54 UTC

Ah, if only it were that easy. Although that's not a bad idea.

princeassassin August 16 2009, 01:16:42 UTC

Find out how to kill her, then. And do it.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 01:40:33 UTC

By rule of thumb, an attempt to kill her would very likely involve having to fight against her.

Which is the very last thing I want to do.

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augh_plywood August 16 2009, 03:03:19 UTC

I would start with a restraining order, but for some reason, I suspect that wouldn't work in your situation. Other than that, though, it depends on what exactly she desires.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 03:07:14 UTC

I wasn't aware such a thing existed, actually. How effective would this 'restraining order' be? It would have to carry a good deal of power, I'm afraid.

augh_plywood August 16 2009, 04:38:25 UTC

How effective it is depends on the tenacity of your pursuer, but restraining orders have helped out a great many people. More information can be found here.

/LMAO he's shaking his head. Srsly. notthehairplz August 16 2009, 05:06:18 UTC

...........

Ah, I see now. Like a pass you could obtain from the king.

But I'm afraid that really isn't going to help at all whatsoever, sir.

rideslink August 16 2009, 03:04:46 UTC

Get something to eat her~

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 03:08:07 UTC

In all honesty, I don't think anything would stomach her. Very good suggestion, though.

rideslink August 16 2009, 03:19:59 UTC

I'm sure a Kargarok wouldn't mind.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 03:22:15 UTC

And might I ask what this Kagarok would be?

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itsnotzura August 16 2009, 03:10:29 UTC

Ah...

C.

notthehairplz August 16 2009, 03:12:19 UTC

itsnotzura August 16 2009, 03:22:46 UTC

Yes. That is my final answer.

/lol the retardedness XDXD notthehairplz August 16 2009, 03:32:05 UTC

...I'm afraid it wouldn't help much against her, no.

But I must say, I'm interested. What does it do?

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