brace yourself my dear
RAT A TAT TAT TAT. I havent updated in eons m'effers, and I know you're all shitting yourselves. I got bored, I wrote a little somethin somethin, and decided to share it with you unworthy cocker spaniels.
Wanna have it your way?
Wanna be suicidal night and day?
Well my friend, I know the place for you!
You can have your grease and drink it too!
Burger King, home of the whopper!
a burger from us is a real heart-stopper!
A meaty kick in the chest for you and the kids
Fire up the grill, Don! COME THE FUCK IN!
Have you tried our deep fried puke? Its really quite delicious!
not to mention high in protein and totally nutritious!
And all you fatties, don't despair!
We've also got options for the heffers out there!
Take a cow, fry it up, stuff it full of rats
Stick it in a bun, voila, would you like fries wit dat?
And please remember to be rude!
Its our job to be abused!
If I forget your ketchup, please stab out my eyes
and dont forget to leave your trash behind
Oh baby, I just love lobby checks
I couldnt have more fun if I were swinging from my neck!
Wipe a table, clean up shit, repeat!
Working at BK is such a treat!
And all you sleazy men out there,
you finished your meal and you want something more?
Go ahead and hit on me, thats what I'm here for!
Does it turn you on that i'm underage,
and also that I make minimum wage?
Because I love obnoxious losers with a fetish for BK hats
and baggy shirts, and grease-stained slacks
So next time you're hungry and out for some fun
stop by Burger King, we know how its done!
Bring your whole family! Sit down for a feast!
You'll munch three pounds of lard at least!
And when you're much too fat to walk
when you've got too many chins to talk
Remember the good times at BK
and wish to hell you'd stayed away
(maybe I need a new fucking job)
Love, Sofie
Wanna have it your way?
Wanna be suicidal night and day?
Well my friend, I know the place for you!
You can have your grease and drink it too!
Burger King, home of the whopper!
a burger from us is a real heart-stopper!
A meaty kick in the chest for you and the kids
Fire up the grill, Don! COME THE FUCK IN!
Have you tried our deep fried puke? Its really quite delicious!
not to mention high in protein and totally nutritious!
And all you fatties, don't despair!
We've also got options for the heffers out there!
Take a cow, fry it up, stuff it full of rats
Stick it in a bun, voila, would you like fries wit dat?
And please remember to be rude!
Its our job to be abused!
If I forget your ketchup, please stab out my eyes
and dont forget to leave your trash behind
Oh baby, I just love lobby checks
I couldnt have more fun if I were swinging from my neck!
Wipe a table, clean up shit, repeat!
Working at BK is such a treat!
And all you sleazy men out there,
you finished your meal and you want something more?
Go ahead and hit on me, thats what I'm here for!
Does it turn you on that i'm underage,
and also that I make minimum wage?
Because I love obnoxious losers with a fetish for BK hats
and baggy shirts, and grease-stained slacks
So next time you're hungry and out for some fun
stop by Burger King, we know how its done!
Bring your whole family! Sit down for a feast!
You'll munch three pounds of lard at least!
And when you're much too fat to walk
when you've got too many chins to talk
Remember the good times at BK
and wish to hell you'd stayed away
(maybe I need a new fucking job)
Love, Sofie