1. How tall are you barefoot?
6'1½"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Wait, you can do that?
3. Do you own a gun?
Yeah.
4. Rehab?
No thanks.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Never happened before.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Delicious.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
O Come All Ye Faithful
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
HAHAHAHAHA--no.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No.
11. Are you a vegetarian?
I'm sure Penny wishes I was, but no.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Well, yeah, when I'm in pain...
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I've been told it's my adorable dorky awkwardness?
14. Do you own a knife?
I have to cut up my meat with something.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Not as far as I know.
16. Date Of Birth?
June 15, 1973
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
How Rachel's doing--what, I have every right to still be worried, obviously--what I'm going to do tomorrow, and if I want to snack on something crunchy and chocolatey or something more healthy.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
That I personally bought? Uh, I guess plane tickets, cab rides, and some Arby's.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water, V8, Pepsi, Miller Lite, and hot chocolate in the winter.
21. Current hair?
Short and blonde, as always.
22. Current worry?
A number of things, also as always.
23. Current hate?
Fox News. Just because.
24. Favorite place to be?
In my lab. My personal one, that is, not the SM lab.
25. Least favorite place to be?
I've decided hospitals now.
26. Where would you like to go?
London, I guess.
27. Do you own slippers?
Yes.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
God, I don't even know.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn.
30. Last thing you ate?
Tacos. Because I have never kicked my fast food habit or my college eating habits, and Taco Bell is always awesome.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Ninja. Ninjas, man, that's where it's at.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Two days ago, I guess.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Showtunes. Yeah. Move along, people.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a kid?
My brother, who made a habit of sneaking into my room with a pair of lame ad-in-a-comic-book night vision goggles that didn't actually work and doing something stupid to scare the crap out of me and wake me up in the middle of the night.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing right now.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Newgrounds' April Fools layout, I will admit.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
OH GOD THESE AWESOME STAR WARS SHEETS THAT I COULD NOT GET ENOUGH OF. Hell yes.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Ouch, um, where to begin...
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.
41. Who is your best friend?
Rachel, Barney, Brooke. Yes, all of them.
42. Who is your love?
Penny.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I don't know.
45. What is your favorite book?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
46. What is your favorite candy?
Tough... I think I'd have to go with Nerds. Not for the name, guys, stfu.
47. What songs do want/have played at your wedding?
That's...really stupid to think about.
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral?
Um, this is stupid to think about, too, I'll admit, but c'mon, everyone's thought of it once. Live full orchestra of the Imperial March, probably. Or maybe something unexpected and awesome 80's rock, how should I know?
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Asleep.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Whaaaat? I don't plan on getting one. Like, ever.