A
• Are you available?: Sort of.
• What is your age?: 35
• What annoys you?: All-around stupidity. And cold pizza. I never got into that.
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Hi, nice to meet you!
• When is your birthday?: June 15th
• Who is your best friend?: Rachel, Brooke, Barney
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Nerds
• Crush?: Penny
• When was the last time you cried?: Are we seriously going to go back to this question in all memes again? I will...quit memes for good, or something.
D
• Do you daydream?: Duh?
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: The one I've got, clearly.
• What day of the week is it?: Sa--no, just turned into Sunday.
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Scrambled
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Yes
• Ever pet an elephant?: WTF? No.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: Yeah
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No
• Is there a fan in your room?: Yes
G
• Do you chew gum?: Not often.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Yes
• Do you like gory movies?: Not particularly. Not into horror much in-general.
H
• How are you?: Somewhere in the middle.
• What's your height?: 6'1 1/2"
• What color is your hair?: Blonde
I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: Rocky Road
• Have you ever ice skated?: I have in fact attempted it. Predictably, I am crap at it.
• Ever been in an igloo?: No
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: The marshmallow ones. Or the popcorn ones! Or any other of those crazy flavors that actually taste like other snack food items.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: I'm pretty sure this applies to everyone. Like, everyone ever.
• Do you wear jewelry?: No
K
• Who do you want to kill?: Would it worry people if I said there's a list? But a mental one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: No
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Sure.
L
• Are you laidback?: Sort of? I guess. At times.
• Lions or Tigers?: Bears.
• Do you like black licorice?: It's all right.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: Star Wars
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: What in the what is that? Google, my REAL best friend, will deliver me the answers, I'm sure.
• Favorite store at the mall?: All the places that sell electronics.
N
• Do you have a nickname?: None that are very often used. Unless you count Holly. I think I'll leave a mental note to myself to punch Barney the next time he calls me that.
• Whats your favorite number?: 42, and if you don't know why, go read some awesome British science fiction humor. (It's The Answer, after all.)
• Do you prefer night or day?: I am a night owl, that's for sure.
O
• What's your one wish?: Oh geez, I have to narrow it down to just one?
• Are you an only child?: Technically no, but I might as well be.
• Do you like the color orange?: It's all right?
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Probably a couple of things right now but I'll take 'friends getting their asses kicked' for $400.
• Piercings?: No way.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: If I did, I don't recall now.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I try not to be.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Sure
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: There was this one older woman a few blocks up from me back in New Mexico who did that. Nobody now that I know of. (Hidden talents, anyone?)
R
• Do you think you're always right?: I like to think I am, even if I know I'm not.
• Do you watch reality TV?: No. Well, sometimes I flip into something that I just have to stay on for more than five seconds due to the sheer WTF factor. But generally, no.
• Reason to cry?: Death in the family/of a friend, I guess.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Sun
• Do you like snow?: Yes
• Whats your favorite season?: Fall
T
• Time is it?: 12:17 AM. I mentioned being a night owl, yes?
• What time did you wake up?: 5:30 AM. Ugh. I'm getting used to it. Also, I can totally run on not too much sleep, so.
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: Never tried.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: I guess not?
• Uncles do you have?: No idea.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Celery. I don't know why. It just is.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: Too old for that, but I know my mom would've loved that for us as kids if it had been around.
• Ever considered being vegan?: No. I love my meat. You can't take it away from me.
W
• What's your worst habit?: Not thinking about myself.
• Do you like water rides?: Sure
• Ever been inside a windmill?: No
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Yes
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: Not particularly
• What year were you born in?: 1973
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Depends on how angry and at who.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: No
• What's your zodiac sign?: Gemini
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: I don't recall.