Now, we all know my birthday is coming up on the 18th, and recently I found this little boy who needs some help.

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Sartre's secretary, Jean Cau, once marveled at Sartre's talent for keeping his mistresses in the dark and asked him how he justified his deception. "In some cases, you're obliged to resort to a temporary moral code," Sartre answered.

4 x 4 = 16
Because!!:

4 + 4 = 8
and
4 + 4 = 8
AND

8+8=16

which means....
wait for it...

4 + 4 + 4 + 4 = 16!!!

wait... let's recap

4 + 4 + 4 + 4 = 4 x 4 = 16

Calculus here I come!

So, lately I've been thinking ( Read more... )

"...Schopenhauer believed that our world of space and time was merely the 'phenomenal' world of appearances and that the world as it really is outside of the way we represent it to ourselves is timeless and spaceless. We subjectively add space and time to the world just as- to re-use a well known metaphor- in wearing red-lensed glasses we add the ( Read more... )

I fucking hate all of you.

Where's the self-help section?

It's in the back of the store, next to the religion section.
Past the mythology section.
In the middle of the fairy tale section.
With a wide border of books on love.

Although I was called a lush at least 13.67 times, I had another great time at Angie's cabin ( Read more... )

--Hi, I'm some guy on t.v., and I get great pride out of my job. What is it you ask? It's helping test nuclear weapons. And you can be just like me by going to ITT Tech ( Read more... )

Cheers to another sleepless night.