So, it's finished. Man, that was difficult. And rather horrifying to write, actually. I hope you two like it. :|
Written for
gemini_aniki and
gemini_otouto.
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Double Vision
Edward had decided it might be better if he didn't know what was going on. He was sitting in a magnificent garden opposite two young…people (for lack of a better term) playing chess, of all things. He had no idea how he'd gotten there, and no memory of starting the game, which appeared to have been going on for quite a while; he was losing horribly. However, none of these things worried Edward half so much as the fact that, at some point along the line, he had sprouted cat ears and tail. He noted idly that the same had happened to the two boys across the board from him, but they seemed hardly discomfited at all with the change.
"Knight to E4," they recited in unison as they made their move, not even consulting one another first.
Edward was even more unnerved. Twins really weren't natural, and these two especially. He looked down at the board when their eyes locked on him expectantly. Had he been mad? His gaze darkened. Surely he hadn't made these moves. Which fool had been playing this board before him? The game was utterly unsalvageable. It didn't matter anyway, so the blonde made a hasty move with one of his rooks and hit the timer.
"You know-" began the twin on Edward's right.
"You could at least-" interjected his brother.
"Try," finished the first.
"You haven't made this-"
"Much of a challenge."
"We're."
"Bored."
Edward had been so fascinated with the twins' ability to finish each other's sentences that he hadn't picked up on the sense of impending doom that their words really should have triggered. He watched as the two grinned like Cheshire cats and shared a Look, but by the time he'd realized what was going to happen, it was already far too late.
For someone with various cat-parts, Edward's reaction time was remarkably slow. He watched in fascination and horror as the chess board went flying, pieces knocked askew in every direction. He was cornered. Cornered like a mouse in the face of two (hungry) felines who were adept at hunting as a pair. Obviously there had been some sort of mistake when they (whoever 'they' were…) had been handing out the supplemental animal appendages.
The twins were slinking towards him now, their faces wearing identical expressions of focused amusement. This blonde wasn't used to being prey, was he? All the better, really. This would be a much more exciting game than chess.
"Hang on a minute!" Edward objected hastily, beginning to lose all composure. They'd backed him up against a wall; a sense of hysteria descended upon him as he was flanked, a twin on either side of him. They looked at one another, and then gazed at him expectantly. "What do you two think you're doing? We don’t even know one another!"
As if the cat ears and tail hadn't been surrealistic enough for them, in the blink of an eye, Edward watched as the twins' gingery hair changed colour. Maybe it had been intended as a kindness of sorts, because one twin now had blue hair, the other, bubblegum pink.
Both of them were inappropriately close, but still managed matching deadpan expressions as they made their introductions.
"Hitachiin Kaoru," announced the blue-haired one.
"Hitachiin Hikaru." The twin in question twirled a few pink strands almost thoughtfully.
"And you are Edward Elric," supplied the one called Kaoru before the blonde had even thought to introduce himself.
"Good. Everyone's acquainted, then." Hikaru grinned and Kaoru quickly matched the expression.
"Wait, what?!" The blonde was at the end of his tether, and he was about to lose his temper, when he found himself pinned to the wall, the unmistakable feel of teeth on his left ear and on the right side of his neck causing all language to abandon him. A strangled whimper escaped Edward's lips when he realized those teeth knew exactly what they were doing.
"Kaoru," murmured the one at his ear, lips brushing deliciously against soft kittenish fur. "Get his shirt."
The blonde would have struggled or argued or something upon hearing that, but Kaoru's lips had seared a line to the front of his throat, a nothing-caress at his Adam's apple, and slender fingers were teasing open the buttons of his shirt.
The lips on his ear had fallen still, but Edward could no longer remember why that might have been a good thing. He glanced up at Hikaru, and noted on the boy's face such intensity focused on Kaoru that he really wasn't surprised when, a moment later, the pink-haired twin had turned his brother around and pressed him to Edward's chest, giving them the appearance as if they were an asymmetrical sandwich.
He watched the two of them kiss with a sort of unreal fascination. Edward felt a little like he was intruding, though obviously he wasn't since Kaoru was rather pressed against him. Oh, so lightly, he rested his chin on the blue-haired twin's shoulder, simply observing, and growing somewhat distracted.
Finally, rather breathlessly, the twins parted, and Hikaru met Edward's eyes over his brother's shoulder. "Kiss him," he whispered hoarsely, his tone very nearly imperious. "Touch him. I want to watch. I want to see if you're good enough for my brother." My lover. Abruptly he turned Kaoru around to face the blonde, smirking slightly to himself in response to the deer-in-the-headlights expression on their prey's face.
Edward decided that this really was too twisted for him. His mind was completely made up. His hands were lifting to gently cup Kaoru's face…why were they doing that? Edward railed against the traitorous act, even as he leaned in to seize the blue-haired boy's mouth. His tongue was a firm, insistent pressure against Kaoru's lips, and the blonde grinned rather roguishly when he felt a shudder race through the body pressed against his own. That was a good sign, and Edward looked to Hikaru for approval, which he found en force in the heady and intensely lustful expression on the pink-haired twin's face.
It was something which could be watched for only so long, however, and Hikaru placed his hands on his brother's hips, pressing his body tightly to Kaoru's back as his hands slid forward, under the other twin's shirt. The article rode high and awkward as Hikaru's fingers moved reverently across his lover's chest, seeking out familiar dips and curves, making Kaoru gasp into Edward's mouth when he found a nipple. This body…perhaps he knew it better than his own…
When Edward finally broke the kiss, breathless and muzzy, he watched with the tiniest smirk as Hikaru capitalized on the separation to tug Kaoru's shirt up and off over his head, carefully avoiding the large, soft ears that sprouted from the top of his brother's head. His own shirt quickly followed and he smirked as Kaoru rather coyly reached out to remove Edward's as well.
Then, Hikaru was leaning forward, thoroughly sandwiching their bodies together as he thrust his head over his brother's shoulder so that he could devour Edward's mouth, grinning against the blonde's lips because he could taste Kaoru there. The elder twin was definitely the driving force in this fiasco, and when, a moment later, they collapsed in a complicated pile of tangled limbs on the floor, it had been most certainly Hikaru's doing.
Brazenly, he climbed onto Edward's stomach, grinning at the feel of taut muscles between his thighs. "What should we do with our new toy, Kaoru?" he purred, eyes all for the young man beneath him. "Shall we give you the honours?" he suggested magnanimously. If not with anyone else, ever, Hikaru was extremely generous with his brother.
An expression to match that on the pink-haired twin's face formed on Kaoru's, the look Edward was given nearly feral in intensity, and awfully eager. The blonde shivered under the heat of twin gazes, his body aching with some half-formed need that had barely yet been given a name. Edward's tail, the existence of which had gone ignored until then, was lashing the floor beside them, and Kaoru grinned and lifted the muscular appendage, eliciting a low, guttural moan from its owner when the blue-haired twin began to stroke it suggestively.
"Fuck," Edward hissed, eyes which were normally brightest amber now muted and heavy with desire.
"Pa~tience…" Hikaru teased, shifting aside to give his brother complete access to the other boy. "That will happen soon enough."
Kaoru seemed as eager as Edward, because as soon as the other twin was out of the way, the blue-haired boy had his hands everywhere, teasing every inch of available skin with swirling fingerprints, and hastily baring what had previously been left hidden.
The blonde was not modest in the slightest, thighs parting wantonly as Kaoru slid between them; any and all reluctance had vapourized in the heat of twin stares. Idly he wondered where the rest of the twins' clothing had disappeared; the pink-haired one was nothing if not efficient, and then there were two sets of intertwined fingers encircling his cock, and Edward was moaning and deciding he really couldn't be bothered to care if any of them ever found the missing clothes.
Edward's lips were dominated in a bruising kiss not a moment later, a stark contrast to the gentle, prising fingers dancing from his length to his hips, south to thighs. Pushing legs apart, guiding his knees to bend, parting to the twins fully. Paired fingers, opening him even further, slick with something he hadn't noticed them apply. Edward gazed up at the two dazedly, emitting whimpery, mewling moans, watching them kiss as their joined hands, interlaced fingers stretched him. He gasped, groaned, cried out for more, but the twins' expressions were devious as they continued twisting their fingers, writhing playfully against one another, kissing almost distractedly and more as an after-thought.
The fingers separated and withdrew, but the lonely feeling left in their wake didn't last long as Kaoru crawled in between his thighs, guiding his hips gently to a better angle. Hikaru crouched over both of them; it could have seemed menacing, if his face hadn't been so positively gleeful. His fingers worked out of sight, the result of which showed on the equally-pleased, yet nearly thoughtless, expression of his brother.
Edward couldn't help but squirm, begging for something. The twins were caught up in their own world, Kaoru moaning as his brother took care of him. A particularly loud groan spilled from the blonde's lips, bringing two pairs of identical eyes zeroing back on him.
"Well, you heard him," Hikaru purred predatorily into the blue-haired twin's ear, loudly enough for Edward to hear as well. The sound of those words sent a series of tremors through his body; so delicious…
It was all the coaxing Kaoru needed, and he squirmed forward, a warm body wedged between Edward's thighs…driving forward slowly, persistently. The blue-haired boy gave Hikaru something of a trembling smirk over his shoulder, the expression nearly lost in pleasure, as his twin shifted up behind him.
Edward felt it when Hikaru finally sank into his brother, the thrust pushing Kaoru a bit deeper within him in the process. A collective shudder seemed to race through their connected bodies, and when Hikaru, the figurative and now literal driving force behind the entire situation, began thrusting, it wasn't long at all before the twins had Edward panting, drenched with perspiration and desire.
The force of two young men delving into him simultaneously was almost more than the blonde could handle, and if he'd been a lesser man, he would probably have been overcome long ago. Edward gazed up at the twins almost blindly, writhing, arching his hips to meet them thrust for thrust. The moans and gasps of their nearly-identical voices gave the sounds a sort of echoing affect and it was almost like being surrounded in the warmest of embraces, enveloped in aural pleasure.
And then, everything seemed to disappear in a wash of white: sudden, overwhelming, all-encompassing. Edward's throat was raw; he didn't remember screaming, but he did have the grace to be embarrassed that he'd finished so much sooner than the twins. Though, it did grant him opportunity to watch them, his body languid and slowly relaxing, yet wracked by occasional shudders as Kaoru continued to plunge into him.
Their rhythm was impeccable; aside from the sheer force behind it, the blonde nearly forgot there were two of them, as the pace of their thrusts never stuttered. It was the most exquisite case of double vision he'd ever had. Their voices hoarse and thick with panting, tones at the edge of desperation, interspersed with heavy moans. At some point, their hair had returned to its natural hue, plastered to their foreheads, and Edward was glad for it. The distinction in colour was completely unnecessary.
Of the two, Kaoru finished first, and Edward was torn between his own pleasure from the heat seeping into him, the look of the boy as he cried out in completion, and the sublime, tortured expression on Hikaru's face as he fought the losing battle to hold out just a little longer. When he finally did succumb, it was lamentably out of Edward's sight, Hikaru's face pressed to the center of his brother's back as he quivered and moaned, not the slightest dignity to be seen.
The boys collapsed in a pile, much more like puppies than cats. Albeit, they were hot and sticky, barely able to shift if they'd wanted to. The only movement amongst the three was the heaving of their chests and the lazy beckon of Kaoru's tail, twitching back and forth reflexively. Despite the discomfort of feeling so dirty, pleasant circumstances or not, Edward fell asleep nearly instantly, and arm draped carelessly over both twins.
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The white-hot light of morning shone directly into Edward's face, searing him awake. He was in his own bed, though nearly unrecognizable with the sheets twisted hopelessly around his legs. It was the uncomfortably cold wet spot in the front of his boxers that reminded him of what had happened, simultaneously alerting him to the fact that it had, rather sadly, not actually happened.
Edward groaned in a mix of mortification and amusement. Honestly, though, that had been quite the dream. It was too bad those twins didn't exist, Edward decided. He would rather have liked to meet them.
((ETA: BTW. Not work-safe. In the slightest.))