You're my mother now? You do know that my mother was an evil bitch who is long deceased, right? Do you really want to be associated with her? I'm sure we can arrange an introduction.
Man, if you're just yanking my chain or trying to say I have man hands or something, I swear I'm going to email viruses into your head, or grab you with a big junkyard magnet, or... something like that, okay?
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...Like, she oughta know better, okay?
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