well... here is my newly shaved weiner dog.
i didnt have my digital camera on me so i had to take the pictures with my cell phone. theyre kinda shitty and you cant see how FUCKING cute it is.

but anyway.

BEFORE....

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all through my spring break i was really stressed out over having so much homework. but when the opportunities came to work on it i just wouldnt, and i stressed out even more. it got to a point where i was having terrible dreams every night about failing my classes and i still wouldnt work on my homework or study for my finals ( Read more... )

most of these were taken over winter break when my cousins were here from new jersey.
and the other half of them were taken that one night when we got really stoned and decided it was a great idea to pour candle wax over my nipples. so yeah, theres a little bit of nudity on my part but its all in good taste.

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i have to give a speech in four hours. the speech is written out but last time i spoke it out loud it took over twice the time limit to complete. my face got red and i stuttered a lot. like, a lot. and i get nervous twitches. all of this just in front of mallory. and in four hours it will have to be in front of my teacher and the entire class. im ( Read more... )

mallory is having sex with my old friend perry ( Read more... )

last night i had a dream that i tried to kill a little girl by feeding her a teaspoon of liquid mercury and telling her it was cough syrup. i remember wanting to kill her but i dont remember why i wanted her dead. i didnt know her or her family or even what house we were in. i spilled some of the mercury onto my hands and instead of it rolling ( Read more... )

temperature- 8 degrees
wind shield- -16 degrees
my house- heated by wood stove
me- too lazy to start a fire
moral of the story- im freezing my ass off

i have my first exam today and im not prepared.
my professors like "dont worry its only 15% of your grade".
and im like this:

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i just spelled "kaleidoscope" correctly on my first try.

YES!!!

i really am trying to change the terrible state of mind that im in. i know that its selfish, unattractive and unpleasent. i really do wish that i could get people to see that im not behaving like this on purpose. or ( Read more... )

i am sort of covered in sand. my hair is thick, wavy and wind blown. my cheeks are pink and i smell like the cleaner part of lake michigan. i forgot completely what this sort of aftermath feels like. i havent been there in years ( Read more... )