Newness

[notwill]

How to make a Notwill
Ingredients:

3 parts intelligence

3 parts brilliance

3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

uh huh, go me!

Thats me!

and now for the finale!

FUCK OFF YA BASTARDS!

Comments

[jedimstr]

I am the most powerful Jedi! HARHARHAR!

[lordofthemonkey]

Hey, you and I are tied for sheer force powers, bucko.

Don't make me double-lightsaber yer ass from here to Coruscant!

[jedimstr]

I will saber bitch slap you all over Tattooine, all over Corellia, all over Endor, and I'll even pimp slap you all over Degobah!

[lordofthemonkey]

Oooooooooooh!

You done called me down! It's own now!

I'm about to go Yoda up in here and Dooku you to the Dark Side and back!

[lordofthemonkey]

You can't say "fuck off"... you can't say "bastard" either. Hell, for that matter, you can't even drink your own drink.

Remember? The whip-mistress would be upset with her little Willy-Willy if she found out he was cursing and drinking.